Ahh, you should design greeting cards. J'adore.Tattle thread by @pointblankperiod, a female with litcherally the best sens of humor.
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I was eating some potato chips as I was reading your comment and nearly choked on them, I was laughing so hard. Oh so good.I'm simultaneously excited for the potential for chaos and drama brought by Lordon McDonkey boarding the Queen T of the Seas and terrified by the prospect of seeing more of his awful, awful teeth.
Oh, Callan! I'm glad you survived!!!I was eating some potato chips as I was reading your comment and nearly choked on them, I was laughing so hard. Oh so good.
Queen T of the SeasI'm simultaneously excited for the potential for chaos and drama brought by Lordon McDonkey boarding the Queen T of the Seas and terrified by the prospect of seeing more of his awful, awful teeth.
Omggg stoooppppTattle thread by @pointblankperiod, a female with litcherally the best sens of humor.
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Her nails creeps me out everytime. Talk about tremendous B12 defencies she looks like fried dried out prune (dehydrated AF)...her skin will age 20 years with that sun exposure.If she’s been living her dream life, how come does she look more depressed than ever? Denial hitting reaaaally hard.
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Those hands and nails on a woman who never worked a day in her life is a little shocking…If she’s been living her dream life, how come does she look more depressed than ever? Denial hitting reaaaally hard.
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Choose your fighter:
Post-yoga, pre-shibari!
You wish you were me, xoxo!
a whole ass mess!™
I think she's been there a month this time round. I do wonder how long she'll keep living her life between Bali and London. Probably until Lordon proposes and she can convince him to move back to the UK with her.Am I imagining things or has this Bali stint been pretty short?
....There's every chance I just have a terrible sense of time.
I don't know if she's photoshopped her pictures to look skinnier and that's why her hands look like this or if that's how they actually look like, but they remind me of Maryann's hands in True BloodIf she’s been living her dream life, how come does she look more depressed than ever? Denial hitting reaaaally hard.
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