Thanks to @Critchley for the thread title! Apologies, I had to tweak it a bit to make it fit.
Recap:
Niomi's grandpa sadly died while Nims was in Bali, but instead of returning home to support her family and attend his funeral, Nims stayed right where she was, because:
Nims turned 30 while she was in Bali, but we didn't get any drunk dancing in the park this year. Instead her birthday was a low-key affair spent with her new 'Bali family.' Forky sent birthday wishes her way, which she ignored, but all the same she claimed she was not interested in pursuing a new relationship. She also claimed that men were licherally throwing themselves at her in Bali. Oh, and Dettol Daddy made a reappearance in Bali too. Still, Nims claimed she was only interested in making friends.
She lied. Nims has a new man in her life. We had a lot of intel on this from our Tattle detectives and it's been confirmed on IG. She brought him home from Bali with her and they are currently shacked up in her shed (probably). Here he is:
We need a nickname for him. Cast your votes!
Recap:
Niomi's grandpa sadly died while Nims was in Bali, but instead of returning home to support her family and attend his funeral, Nims stayed right where she was, because:
Nims turned 30 while she was in Bali, but we didn't get any drunk dancing in the park this year. Instead her birthday was a low-key affair spent with her new 'Bali family.' Forky sent birthday wishes her way, which she ignored, but all the same she claimed she was not interested in pursuing a new relationship. She also claimed that men were licherally throwing themselves at her in Bali. Oh, and Dettol Daddy made a reappearance in Bali too. Still, Nims claimed she was only interested in making friends.
She lied. Nims has a new man in her life. We had a lot of intel on this from our Tattle detectives and it's been confirmed on IG. She brought him home from Bali with her and they are currently shacked up in her shed (probably). Here he is:
We need a nickname for him. Cast your votes!