Niomi Smart #37 I'm NOT an Influencer...Get Me Out of Here!

[oshare]

omg this is actually the first time seeing the infamous pizza night!

Joe's pizza looks pahethic. I don't care much about pizza to be honest but man, I want to cry there is literally NOTHING on Joe's pizza.

Forecast says it’s raining all day tomorrow in london and there’s a smaller storm on Sunday, so she’ll be well pissed off being stuck indoors, in her rattling shed/greenhouse

More than that, are we getting another storm in her uterus?

 

[AnnaMel]

She is at Brad`s and it seems that when she was on the way there, the storm blew away her skin texture.

 

[Tea&Toast]

Jesus that’s some heavy photoshopping Of course she’s round at Forkys, can’t stand to be alone and probably cos her shed was rattling like mad I wouldn’t wanna be stuck in that depressing looking shed in a storm either. That apartment of his is gonna get a battering from the wind, being so exposed. She always has to go round to his, I don’t think he wants to spend any time in that shed.

 

[sydneybarrett]

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omg this is actually the first time seeing the infamous pizza night!

Joe's pizza looks pahethic. I don't care much about pizza to be honest but man, I want to cry there is literally NOTHING on Joe's pizza.



More than that, are we getting another storm in her uterus?

"A new place to call home." - well that aged poorly!

 

[Nitfey]

"A new place to call home." - well that aged poorly!

Hahaha !
The pizza gate

Oh man she is just such a pathetic person.

She is at Brad`s and it seems that when she was on the way there, the storm blew away her skin texture.

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Can she BE more photoshoped
She needs to even pretend she is sooo tanned guyyyyzzz...I wonder where she was ? I could not recall from the milion of photos she pollutes the internet with

 

[cee-bee]

Ok tattlers sorry again I’m trying to catch up, two questions;

• what’s the situation with Niomis dad? I’ve seen it referenced that she’d mentioned wanting a “traditional” family since it wasn’t something she experienced herself
• what happened with Joe and Anna? Looks as though Anna is on holiday with another guy, I’m assuming that’s definitely over?

 

[irvinelane]

She is at Brad`s and it seems that when she was on the way there, the storm blew away her skin texture.

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What the hell with these filters? she looks like this:

 

[Shutterbug99]

Ok tattlers sorry again I’m trying to catch up, two questions;

• what’s the situation with Niomis dad? I’ve seen it referenced that she’d mentioned wanting a “traditional” family since it wasn’t something she experienced herself
• what happened with Joe and Anna? Looks as though Anna is on holiday with another guy, I’m assuming that’s definitely over?

As far as I know Niomi's dad has never been in the picture. Her mum had her when she was very young - 17/18. I don't know anything about her dad. I've never heard her talk about him

Anna is currently on a work trip to Sweden. I think that guy is a work colleague. I also think that JoAnna have been over for months - maybe since around July? - but I have no actual proof of this.

 

[Coldfeet]

She is at Brad`s and it seems that when she was on the way there, the storm blew away her skin texture.

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Looks as if she's going to do a bit of welding!!

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

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Does she ever wear a workout set more than once?! Are they just shipped off to be depop-ed by some gleam minion under a pseudo name for niomi? Perhaps Fiona Woodward or something akin to that from her Joey days.

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omg this is actually the first time seeing the infamous pizza night!

Joe's pizza looks pahethic. I don't care much about pizza to be honest but man, I want to cry there is literally NOTHING on Joe's pizza.



More than that, are we getting another storm in her uterus?

I think that pizza looks fine - for niomi. She's like 100 pounds and 5'4 or something. Joe was about 6' and had been lugging boxes around his flat full of her stuff, unpacking it all and then collecting her from her champagne brunch date with Charlotte... give the man a second pizza and some wedges or something niomi! She seemingly had this preoccupation that they needed the same sizes portions and had to eat the same meal.

 

[anythinggoes]

I just watched some old school Niomi videos and a couple of her most recent ones and, my god, this woman has done a complete 180. She just doesn't give af anymore and is acting like a partying college student in their late teens desperately trying to look sexy. I actually low key miss her Kate Middleton wannabe days, but I guess this is the real Niomi unmasked we have nowadays.

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

I just watched some old school Niomi videos and a couple of her most recent ones and, my god, this woman has done a complete 180. She just doesn't give af anymore and is acting like a partying college student in their late teens desperately trying to look sexy. I actually low key miss her Kate Middleton wannabe days, but I guess this is the real Niomi unmasked we have nowadays.

Gotta be honest, I love messy niomi more than her cos playing K Middy. The overly long bleached hair, the red lips and nails combined with animal print. Brad is a classic rebound bf, but I wouldn't be utterly shocked if she got accidentally (but, not accidentally) pregnant this year.

 

[cherryblossomlatte]

I don’t know if it’s the quality or the lightning but it really seems like she is naked on her newest post

 

[oshare]

Niomi Smart #38 Bum on display, leaving a mess at the buffet, flamingo pose with the secret service in disarray

 

[irvinelane]

I don’t know if it’s the quality or the lightning but it really seems like she is naked on her newest post

Coming really soon. Stay tuned!

 

[Pilatesgirl]

Gotta be honest, I love messy niomi more than her cos playing K Middy. The overly long bleached hair, the red lips and nails combined with animal print. Brad is a classic rebound bf, but I wouldn't be utterly shocked if she got accidentally (but, not accidentally) pregnant this year.

Ah she is Brad's rebound. He has bounced from one skinny rich blonde to another. He is so predictable

 

[irvinelane]

These comments under her latest post she’s such in a bad place, but won’t admit it. There will come a time where she’ll hit rock bottom so hard that she’ll reach a point of non return (but she’ll find a way to complain about it, naturally).

 

[MelissaO]

She deleted the pics of Joey from her ig

 

[Nitfey]

These comments under her latest post she’s such in a bad place, but won’t admit it. There will come a time where she’ll hit rock bottom so hard that she’ll reach a point of non return (but she’ll find a way to complain about it, naturally).

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Seems a very consistent trend and to be honest I'm happy to see it.
We will see if gleam buys bots.

 

[CheshireLove]

Forky pulling down his trunks will haunt my nightmares.