That face
such a douchebag! Is there anything interesting about him? Doubt it.
Niomi Smart #37 I'm NOT an Influencer...Get Me Out of Here!
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such a douchebag! Is there anything interesting about him? Doubt it.Still there
She also chose “22” by Lily Allen to play over that charming clip. Does she ever read the lyrics to these songs? Or does she think Lord Forkwad is the “man of her dreams”?
It's funny she thinks her life is over at 30 when actually her life is over because she suddenly acts like 15 year old insufferable drama queen and not a grown up woman..
Lord she is so exhausting. Please crash her Instagram for couple of days
I scrolled down and while there are someone there, most of them are gone, like her engagement one.
Perhaps this was the 'uncomfortable decision' she spoke about the other day.
forky will never commit to that. He’s with her to gain a few hundred thousand followers so however long that takes but he’s here for a good time not a long time.
Oh I know. I was just making a sarcastic comment on how trash they are.
Tbf I think that’s probably a good thing. He’s not active on social media the way she is, their relationship was over and I think for a lot of people removing the public aspects of it is part of the healing process.
I wonder if niomi, in remembering to love the life she has and to never take anything for granted, remembers to appreciate Marcus; without whom she wouldn’t have gained a large following.
without the leg up from Marcus, Niomi would likely have stayed in Kurt Geiger until she started dating the local PT. they’d have moved into a new build and had a couple of kids; she’d quit to be a SAHM to little “Isla” or “Alfie” and sell candle wax or fake perfume in a MLM while he went off and cheated on lads nights outs.
she pretty much owes everything to that jump start she got from Marcus.
When Forky and Niomi are together, what do you guys think they talk about?
I imagine they're both the kind of people that try to always veer any conversation back to themselves, and both seem like they'd be incapable of actually listening to someone else speak. It's also probably a lot of self-congratulatory rhetoric about how they think they've earned what they have. I'm sure Niomi is always looking for ways to pepper in comments about Joe ,and Fork probably talks endlessly about his macros and alpha bro hustle culture BS, probably with alot of misogyny and casual racism thrown in.
Nothing. They look so uncomfortable with each other every time they post a video, like they’d rather look at their phone than each other. Pretty sure they don’t genuinely make each other laugh either.
Besides, given Bradley’s feed on Instagram where he says the exact same things in each post, he must have no other topic of conversation than workouts.
Same about Niomi. She must have something to complain about every time she opens her mouth.
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Don't most people make dinner themselves most nights....
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Nevermind I didn’t go that far back
They need a medal for everything they do.
Doesn’t look like salmon in his burgers
isn’t he supposed to talk about the benefits of salmon? Here’s what to expect.
"Bla bla bla getitdone...blabla Blabla body fat. Blabala Secret services kiss my butt in the jungle me me me meeee"
"Licherally full moon licherally so happy to be 30 licheraly yoga licherally of licherally so much of licherally rain in licherally London licherally the stones of my licherally rings licherally right path"
They are lowering the IQ of the neighborhood .
But how to copy and paste a listDoesn’t look like salmon in his burgers
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