Niomi Smart #37 I'm NOT an Influencer...Get Me Out of Here!
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Happy Valentine's Day tattlers!! 
I hope none of you spend the day this sad (she looks like she's about to cry):
On the other hand, I hope none of you spend it with someone like Forky either. Let's see if their shared idiocy in Mauritius and delusions of grandeur have led to
true love!
I hope none of you spend the day this sad (she looks like she's about to cry):
On the other hand, I hope none of you spend it with someone like Forky either. Let's see if their shared idiocy in Mauritius and delusions of grandeur have led to
true love!
Well, in the photos with the special forces unit who rescued them I don't remember seeing masks....Mauritius is more strict than the UK, but either way, have you ever followed the rules outside the plane?
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I have visions of him reciting it word for word to the nutrition girl in the hope it’s her knickers he’s getting into tonight, but then having to ask her the meaning of the big words and then getting his fork out
Yay! Special delivery for Valentine’s Day! Enjoy your freebies, cause that’s all you’re gonna get this year. #LOVEnecklace 
After a decade of her being publiclya vegan, pushing her vegan WIEIAD content, her vegan cookbook full of Pinterest stolen inspired recipes it was really jarring to see her sitting in front if a plate of giant crayfish / langoustines about to rip their heads off and tear the skin from their bodies. Honestly for someone who claimed for a decade to be vegan eating crayfish is quite grisly compared to say a salmon burger or tuna steak.
Of course Brad told her to eat it for the protein
and she does whateverher current forking partner tells her to do. Honestly, for an influencer she is so easily led. "But, Brad said how else would a human get any protein without eating animal products?!"
Of course Brad told her to eat it for the protein
and she does whateverher current forking partner tells her to do. Honestly, for an influencer she is so easily led. "But, Brad said how else would a human get any protein without eating animal products?!"
Brace yourselves...
Oh no he’s completely besotted with her and she’s not even mentioned him 
he’s posted all those photos of her and she’s posting brand freebies lol
he’s posted all those photos of her and she’s posting brand freebies lolGood thing he's covering it with his hand. Although he probably only needs to use his pinky finger really.We’re all nearly getting a look at little
Forky there
I feel like it's only a matter of time!We’re all nearly getting a look at little
Forky there
I'm surprised he even posted that. She looks like a koala hanging on to a tree trunk unsuccessfully. It actually just highlights how short he is and their lack of physical chemistry. The side by side comparisons of her photos of climbing on tall and handsome Joe make it even more laughable.I find that picture of her climbing him completely gross. I don't need to see her wedgie and his bits in those shorts
And as predicted it's a carbon copy of her photo with Joe, it's like she follows a protocol.
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I mean freebies are the only thing she actually lovesOh no he’s completely besotted with her and she’s not even mentioned him
Awwww hey there JoeyHi boo!! Happy Valentines Day Joeyyyyyyyyyy
I still just can't believe they're together, it can't sink in!!!!! Niomi seems so awkward and embarrassed of him
Seriously, this couple is all about CLICHÉS! These photos are so cringe
she keeps trying to make Joe jealous, but she can’t see how she’s so losing at this game. Soon, she’s gonna be like:
Niomi is so busy doing the most. Meanwhile, Joe seems unbothered and looks to be having a genuinely good time catching the rugby with his brother, watching great films & eating real pizza.Seriously, this couple is all about CLICHÉS! These photos are so cringe
I imagine that after breaking things off, he felt similar to how Andy Dufresne did when he escaped from Shawshank and finally tasted sweet freedom
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