No way! I’m 27, turning 28 this year and I assumed he was somewhere between 32-35They just celebrated his 28th birthday the other week! Right before their holiday.
No way! I’m 27, turning 28 this year and I assumed he was somewhere between 32-35They just celebrated his 28th birthday the other week! Right before their holiday.
Yeah Niomi relaxes her diet the way Forky relaxes his morals. She's a faker but he's definitely the catalyst to her acting like this now. I wish she would just eat whatever the hell she wants and stop throwing irrelevant terms. It's dishonest.I think Niomi "relaxed" her plant based diet to spite Joey. Plus the whole plant based lifestyle was part of her Kate Middleton facade and "ethos" while she was with Joey. I don't think she created any 'recipe or what she eats in a day' content since her breakup.
That “know your worth” story told us everything we need to know. She ain’t getting jackshit from anyone for valentines, not even noodle.It would be hilarious if her V day gift is something #gifted since his Christmas shopping for his family was mostly gifted from what he posted. Maybe she's going to get the newest mop to #GETITDONE
That made me laughBradwagon is forever trying to jump on one or falling off the back of one
If he doesn’t arrange something for valentines, it’ll be peanut butter in his smoothies or underpants
Well clearly Niomi is vegan except when she's not, duh.That made me laugh
Me at Dimbob's excuse for not eating vegan:
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In fact that's my reaction to virtually everything she says and does these days.
When this idiot and her fellow idiot not a boyfriend call something local - "belonging or relating to a particular area or neighborhood, typically exclusively so." I'm baffled by the connections.. I looked it up and " Though it is a street food in India, pani puris are not sold on the streets in Mauritius. You will not find this snack as easily as you would for gato piments. Here, they are mostly available in some specific Indian restaurants but you can find ready made ones in supermarkets." Maybe I'm wrong but gosh, when she tries to be an expert and you look that stuff up, it most often doesn't fully add up.Thank you Niomi for teaching me that I should have been eating langoustines, raw tuna and freaking pani puri as local foods.
Been here all my life and never knew about those delish mauritian foods
Ps: in her and Brad’s photos, I didn’t see one dish that locals eat on the regular by the way.
THIS!She is ‘restless’ when she ‘has to sit still’ because she has an exercise and eating disorder and feels ANXIOUS at the thought of sitting still because her mind is telling her to keep moving and burning calories. Most people with this disorder cannot do flights or car trips and if they do will compensate with hard exercise before or after.
Because the ‘long run’ before the flight wasn’t to tire her out (she just said they took nighttime flights anyway), it was to compensate for having to sit still.
Similar to their not eating much before their hike— saying it was because they didn’t want to be ‘bloated’ (what), when it was really because they has booked a big lunch so they were doing the compensation thing (eat hardly anything for the day before and after a big meal).
Certified Yoga teacher hates to sit still wow, yeah....THIS!
And normally for people who do yoga and meditation as much as Nims does, ‘sitting still’ def isn’t a source of discomfort. Their minds tend to be calmer and settle down quicker than others. So I think something is def off with Nims.
She knows that it's the only remotely interesting thing she's ever done in her entire life. 'Lived' = stayed in Soho HouseWhenever she mentions that "she lived in Mumbai" I find it so cringe.
Omg this is absolutely hilarious. She's so dumb and uncultured, her and Forky are pahfect for each otherThank you Niomi for teaching me that I should have been eating langoustines, raw tuna and freaking pani puri as local foods.
Been here all my life and never knew about those delish mauritian foods
Ps: in her and Brad’s photos, I didn’t see one dish that locals eat on the regular by the way.
You mean « baked potatoe »?Also I just know that no matter what they ate, Forky would still prefer to have a baked potato and cheese
At least Forky googles his factsWell clearly Niomi is vegan except when she's not, duh.
When this idiot and her fellow idiot not a boyfriend call something local - "belonging or relating to a particular area or neighborhood, typically exclusively so." I'm baffled by the connections.. I looked it up and " Though it is a street food in India, pani puris are not sold on the streets in Mauritius. You will not find this snack as easily as you would for gato piments. Here, they are mostly available in some specific Indian restaurants but you can find ready made ones in supermarkets." Maybe I'm wrong but gosh, when she tries to be an expert and you look that stuff up, it most often doesn't fully add up.
It's cooked on the premises not, local Nimbobs..
Happy Valentine’s Day Niomi! This gal has posted 3 stories about love to comfort herselfPoor kiddo. Having such a exhausting working day right after coming back from holiday....White City House at 10 am.
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