I still can't believe they weren't too embarrassed to make this experience public tbh. The CRINGE. For me this sits on top of the list of embarrassing $hit she's posted, perhaps second to this one:
Jeeeeez I just woke my baby up because I laughed out loudSO. CLICHÉ. they really thought they were in a movie and this photo would be the poster: Lost in the jungle until you get it done. I swear these two are so meant to be together! Hello drama queens!
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I'm guessing they'll move in together before summer... Or even beforeThat's what I took from her latest IG. Do we think they exchanged 'I love you's' while lost in the jungle? I also noticed that Forky referred to her as 'incredible' in his stories.
The way things are going Nims might get a proposal on Valentine's Day
Anything to get out of the shed!I'm guessing they'll move in together before summer... Or even before
OMG is that her in the corner of that waterfall picture, it can’t be that girl has boobs, while she an ironing board with two hankies on it.Wake up call for what exactly? Pretending she‘s the fake blonde version of Pocahontas?
My gosh, she was about to die or what? Remember these wise words guys, and repeat after Niomi: Life is precious. Never take it for granted.
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007 thats his IQ. Let this genius show you the way through the jungle, taking you round and round like a headless chicken, while you get shredded and end up shitting yourself on a rockAh, 007... You are to fly to Mauritius and locate a dim blonde.
Best thing are the responses. "You can't comment because it never happened to you". When then being told that it actually did happen to them the answer is "well, you aren't allowed to comment because it is their experience."
100% this is what happened. All of this “I’ve had so many messages from others who have got lost in the jungle in Mauritius” bullshit he’s been spouting. You were too busy dicking about on your phone, arrogantly thinking you didn’t need the guide and then got lost. Privileged travellers thinking you know better.Did anyone notice on Bradley’s stories just after the waterfall (apparently the same time they got lost) he is filming away, filming him and Dimbobs talking about the waterfall and how great it was. Next story, they’re lost. They were probably too bleeping busy on their phones and weren’t paying attention to the guide