I still can't believe they weren't too embarrassed to make this experience public tbh. The CRINGE. For me this sits on top of the list of embarrassing $hit she's posted, perhaps second to this one:
Niomi Smart #37 I'm NOT an Influencer...Get Me Out of Here!
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Jeeeeez I just woke my baby up because I laughed out loudSO. CLICHÉ.they really thought they were in a movie and this photo would be the poster: Lost in the jungle until you get it done. I swear these two are so meant to be together! Hello drama queens!
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Someone left this comment under the Daily Star article omg 
I'm guessing they'll move in together before summer... Or even beforeThat's what I took from her latest IG. Do we think they exchanged 'I love you's' while lost in the jungle? I also noticed that Forky referred to her as 'incredible' in his stories.
The way things are going Nims might get a proposal on Valentine's Day
Ah, 007... You are to fly to Mauritius and locate a dim blonde.
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Anything to get out of the shed!I'm guessing they'll move in together before summer... Or even before
OMGWake up call for what exactly? Pretending she‘s the fake blonde version of Pocahontas?
My gosh, she was about to die or what? Remember these wise words guys, and repeat after Niomi: Life is precious. Never take it for granted.
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is that her in the corner of that waterfall picture, it can’t be that girl has boobs, while she an ironing board with two hankies on it.I hate the way they’re both taking credit for getting through this massive duck up of theirs. The only bravery, calm and strength shown in all this is from the rescuers and the poor tour guide. That poor guy must have been distraught and exhausted trying to find these useless fuckers, I doubt these twats will even give him a decent tip for all the trouble they’ve caused him and the rescuers. Now Dimsum thinks she’s in love,
when it’s actually just a rush of hormones brought on by the adrenaline of a shared frightening experience. Only these idiots could be on a press trip and duck it up majorly, come to Mauritius and get lost 007 thats his IQ. Let this genius show you the way through the jungle, taking you round and round like a headless chicken, while you get shredded and end up shitting yourself on a rock
'We are glad that you found your way back'...........er THEY didn't!! 
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Oh my lord...this shish will never stop
They are so dumb I can't. The famous Clowns of internet. What a accomplishment....
I think from now one we know we can expect only lower and lower points .
Whatever stupid things is to do out there, they will be the ones doing it.
The influencers Jackass coming trough!!
They are so dumb I can't. The famous Clowns of internet. What a accomplishment....
I think from now one we know we can expect only lower and lower points .
Whatever stupid things is to do out there, they will be the ones doing it.
The influencers Jackass coming trough!!
Ps: and Charlotte is enjoying her life with her Besties in Dubai
Did they beg for this treat?
I’m not an influencer, but I’ll make up for lost time not posting sponsored content
I’m not an influencer, but I’ll make up for lost time not posting sponsored content
One of the rare sane comments under her stupid post. 
Niomi’s next vlog: Life is precious. Never take it for granted. Feeling eternally grateful for being alive after an actual near death experience. If we can do this, we can go through anything. But most importantly, this is a sponsored video by DramaQueen Company.
Best thing are the responses. "You can't comment because it never happened to you". When then being told that it actually did happen to them the answer is "well, you aren't allowed to comment because it is their experience."
Make it make sense please!!
100% this is what happened. All of this “I’ve had so many messages from others who have got lost in the jungle in Mauritius” bullshit he’s been spouting. You were too busy dicking about on your phone, arrogantly thinking you didn’t need the guide and then got lost. Privileged travellers thinking you know better.
I also didn’t like the way he was “defending” their guide saying “it wasn’t his fault” and “it’s easy to point fingers”, which to me makes it sound he’s hinting it was the guide’s fault. Maybe that’s just me reading too much into it.
And the whole “we were rescued by secret services”
Then correcting himself, saying he meant “special forces” 
The guy is a knob.
Don't you guys feel like while Joe isn't the type not to cheat -- Forky definitely is?
I litcherally can't cope with how stupid they are
I just don't understand how they got that separated from their tour guide. He only had them, even if he got ahead of them it wouldn't have taken him long to notice that they were missing, they would have still been in shouting distance! And as soon as he realised they were missing he would turn back
They must have wandered off the path and basically never got back on it. What the duck made them think they could make it back by themselves, it was hardly an obvious path judging by Bradley's stories.
The whole thing was just utter insanity, it's a jungle not a stroll around soho farmhousw. They should have stayed put.
Also they bought a leather rucksack for a hike in the jungle
Niomi didn't even have her own water. Essentially just some underwear and running shoes.
They've done a couple of hikes so why weren't they prepared with proper hiking clothes? They are just so so stupid
I just don't understand how they got that separated from their tour guide. He only had them, even if he got ahead of them it wouldn't have taken him long to notice that they were missing, they would have still been in shouting distance! And as soon as he realised they were missing he would turn back
They must have wandered off the path and basically never got back on it. What the duck made them think they could make it back by themselves, it was hardly an obvious path judging by Bradley's stories.
The whole thing was just utter insanity, it's a jungle not a stroll around soho farmhousw. They should have stayed put.
Also they bought a leather rucksack for a hike in the jungle
Niomi didn't even have her own water. Essentially just some underwear and running shoes.
They've done a couple of hikes so why weren't they prepared with proper hiking clothes? They are just so so stupid
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