That looks like it was their tour guide, is he saying they did it deliberately? He obviously knows they didn’t give a duck about him or the trouble they caused, I bet they never paid him either.
Niomi Smart #37 I'm NOT an Influencer...Get Me Out of Here!
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Luckily, Niomi is here to give some precious advice! Exploring the island instead of staying put in the hotel? I would have never in a million years thought about it.
Thank you dear, but YOU should have stayed put in the hotel given the mess you’ve managed to cause in one week.
Thank you dear, but YOU should have stayed put in the hotel given the mess you’ve managed to cause in one week.
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I don't think that's their tour guide, it's someone else.
I don't think so. Forky mentioned that the guy was called Avi and that's also the same guy who took them the day before. He had apparently contacted them on Instagram.
Aka who knows if a) he was an actual guide or just someone local who offered to show them places and b) if they actually paid him. It does seem like they just hadn't planned or scheduled anything and just waited for people to offer their services.
I agree
Such bs excuses, let’s face it she was only ever PB for the calorie deficit. She could have easily asked the staff to add lentils or tofu etc to meals for protein, you’re not gonna die from a bit less protein for a week, she’s not weightlifting ffs. And you need more carbs for hiking anyway. Such a lying biatch and how did she manage on all the holidays with Joe. So now she suddenly needs meat for her health, anything to fit in with your bf.
OMG the stupid fake look on her face 
posed for the camera, like they’re having a romantic night together 
He looks like he can’t stand a minute more at least he’s being honest.
posed for the camera, like they’re having a romantic night together He looks like he can’t stand a minute more at least he’s being honest.
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To add to this, she had been there a few years ago already. So she would have known about this "problem" regarding stricking to a vegan diet in advance. And I am also sure that, additionally to the options you mentioned, even if you decide to not eat a strictly plant based diet while on vacation, there are options that are more "appealing" than choosing an option that has you peel the skin off prawns yourself and remove their heads. I am sorry, but this to me sounds like the nightmare food for a person who is trying to eat plant based.
He's not glowing with youth or health, he looks kind of grey and dull.
Honestly me excited to see what tomorrow will gift us 
Is he 27 or 28? There seems to be some confusion about his age. Yeah he does look old for his age, he has a lot of deep lines on his forehead and doesn’t look fresh faced. It’s probably all the booze with hanging out with her for nearly a year, I mean look how much Joe aged
I think she desperately needs a lot of booze in order to relax.Jealous? This is at least your second time in Mauritius. Could you just be genuinely grateful for once and stop complaining about everything? Not everyone has the chance to go to Mauritius or even on holidays, and the people who can, actually pay for it, while you often get them for free.
They just celebrated his 28th birthday the other week! Right before their holiday.
Yeah. A quick google search gives you a list of vegan-friendly restaurants in Trou aux Biches. There are vegan-friendly hotels as well, but of course you can't be choosy when your stay is gifted. Niomi is just a big bullshitter, as usual. She went "vegan" for health reasons, now she abandons it...for health. She just makes tit up as she goes along. You're not going to become protein deficient in one week, but if you're worried, just eat a handful of nuts or a protein bar every day as a snack. She doesn't educate herself, so she relies on an imbecile like Forky for advice (eat more animal protein so that you get nice, coarse skin like me). She just doesn't give a feck.
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the free fridge is the thin edge of the wedge - she was also paid by LG in cold hard cash for some photos what a nurse makes in 6 months
I won't be buying an lg instaview fridge, working with influencers is a right turn off.
Can’t find my post now but I KNEW it would be the avoidance of carbs and the ‘pRoTeIn’ thing. She’s such a bullshitter
Two things to add today.
1. Could Fork look any less interested in cuddling up for a romantic picture together? Arms and legs splayed, chest out, no f*cks given at all for including his girlfriend.
2. Someone mentioned earlier that Fork is likely to belittle Niomi’s PB choices. The fact that she bought these as a ‘joke’ for him confirms that to me.
1. Could Fork look any less interested in cuddling up for a romantic picture together? Arms and legs splayed, chest out, no f*cks given at all for including his girlfriend.
2. Someone mentioned earlier that Fork is likely to belittle Niomi’s PB choices. The fact that she bought these as a ‘joke’ for him confirms that to me.
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