Niomi Smart #34 No mask in sight, can't quarantine right, fake dating forky out of spite

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earlgrey

Callan said:
Ok Tattlers, let's see what ahhmazing things Niomi will deliver in 2022. I'm not holding my breath tho.
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Didn't the tarot reader say 2022 would be her big year of work? I'm not holding my breath.
 
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Nitfey

earlgrey said:
Didn't the tarot reader say 2022 would be her big year of work? I'm not holding my breath.
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First of all, she would need to understand the concept of "work" which would take at least ....well, never.
 
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irvinelane

earlgrey said:
Didn't the tarot reader say 2022 would be her big year of work? I'm not holding my breath.
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Pretty sure SHE said that. You know, like all the affirmations she advises to repeat so people are supposed to feel great afterwards. Maybe there wasn’t a tarot reader, but just an imaginary one or else, maybe the tarot reader gave her very bad news and for the sake of social media (again!), she turned them into very positive things. I wouldn’t be surprised.
 
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irvinelane

If you fancy listening to the podcast, please feel free to do so. I for one don’t have the strength required.

(Sorry Bradley, I failed again to take a screenshot of your face…)
 
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QueenDecember

The fact she only has 67 LinkedIn connections really says it all. My college intern has more than that and she's only a freshmen!
 
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Hannah Banana

Not to be facetious, but Niomi could check almost every single one of these. Excepting ‘social isolation’ because the bish couldn’t isolate if her (or anyone else’s) life depended on it.
 
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coriander

Just realised that she called SmartSkin a 'small business' what an insult to actual small business owners who have had to start from zero and work very hard with no safety net. She's such a wanker.
 
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judgejohndeed

coriander said:
Just realised that she called SmartSkin a 'small business' what an insult to actual small business owners who have had to start from zero and work very hard with no safety net. She's such a wanker.
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I actually found this really funny because it's like an admission that Stupid Skin hasn't taken off and despite her enormous following is still only a small business
 
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Coldfeet

Thread #35 ' Happy flamingo pose, looking down her nose. But ' whitebread guy? Worth a try!!' (GID)
 
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Terezhor

Thread #35 ' Just fucking, good wine, pretending to be fine, fails to get it done
 
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strawb

niomi smart #43 if this is the year forky will propose, nimbobs will say yes in the flamingo pose 🦩
 
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EGuyUK

So deranged. Is this why she is now so mean and toxic, as Joe was kind? This seems to be the opposite of what she thinks in reality!



She seems less kind, wise or empathetic than previously...
 
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irvinelane

strawb said:
niomi smart #43 if this is the year forky will propose, nimbobs will say yes in the flamingo pose 🦩
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Thread #35 « The boy’s still spreading, the girl’s still faking. Hold that flamingo pose when he’s gonna propose. Come on guys #GETITPOTATOE »
 
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