Wow! Sounds like these two dimwits are really hoping they'll bump into Joe. I bet Nims would be all over Forky if that happened. And his hand would most definitely be placed firmly on her ass. This along with the 'duck You' on Joey's birthday tells me she really needs to grow up!
Niomi Smart #30 She's licherally almost thirty but still clueless, bitter and thirsty
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How old are those people? At this point, it's like watching a tv show. 
I can't imagine Niomi or Forky being vaccinated or wanting to do a test before entering those restaurants in Paris, so that will be interesting.
I can't decide if she's really cool about bumping into a significant ex (highly doubt it given that she said that she can't even look at the thumbnails of her old videos with him never mind deleting them), or just really creepy and deliberating wanting him to see her with another bloke.
I'll go with the latter!
I'll go with the latter!
This reminded me of this songI bet Joeeeeey scans the interior carefully before entering.'Run Joeeeeeey run'.
I live for these recaps. THANK YOU!Ladies and gentlemen, one thread per week.. Aren’t we LICHERALLY the pawfect queens of productivity?
(Warning: take a shot for every LICHERALLY in this post thank you)
So obviously the winning title was Niomi Smart #30 Fu@k You, but I was afraid that the thread will be deleted or something and as I am the one who came up with it I don’t mind
Special mention to:
- Niomi Smart #30: thirty, flirty, forking by @peanutbuttercupp11
- Niomi Smart #30 It's Not Me, It's You Licherally Joe by @slothella22
- Niomi Smart #30 Licherally forking! by @Shutterbug99
All right. What happened during the last pawfect thread:
She’s absolutely lost the bleeping plot and I must stop here because it’s gonna take me LICHERALLY the whole first page of the thread to recap everything
- NioME thinks that she’s LICHERALLY a storm and that « someone » couldn’t keep up with her.. says the woman whose videos I used to watch to fall asleep (I kid you not, LICHERALLY true story)
- Continuing with instagram cringe, she posted a poem about how sometimes it’s good being selfish and then a post about how bad are selfish people… Just decide woman!
- She posted a photo of her lunch with a whole baguette and olives, hummus… wait did I say a whole baguette people!!! we have agreed that she probably just sniffed it.. « the baguette sniffer » is now a thing on tattle.
- She decided to not call herself an influencer anymore, just like that, because it makes her cringe. She’s now a content creator and by content we mean: photos of her lunch, her reflection in shop windows, of the left side of her face, of the right side of her face, of her eye with half a nose and a lot of hair… The kind of content that makes you want to vomit a miso soup…LICHERALLY!
- She claims that « the girl can eat ». The girl being her.. So our very amazing @marieelisabeth made a calorie count of what she eats and quite frankly… a girl can’t eat (a pawfect GOT reference wink wink)
- She drove I don’t know how many hours last saturday for her weekly booty call. They both made sure to let the whole world know that they are probably forking together…
- Dumb and dumber are planning an adventure soon together.. it’s Paris. And I have been given the mission to detect any baguette snifflers and report back to the thread. Mission accepted.
- Dumb and dumber went to a Halloween party together with people we have never seen before that she claims now as her friends… She was dressed as a sexy cat and she was dancing with other fake blonds dressed as sexy cats… Forky posted a picture of them together with his hand LICHERALLY sliding down almost to her ass making them insta official?? She posted stories of her dancing with other fake blonds, thinking that she’s the sexiest tit ever…
- Did a Q&A with a thousand hints about her failed engagement… AGAIN!
- Posted a story with Lily Allen’s duck you while grinning LICHERALLY like a maniac in a cab.. without a mask (because covid who?) the night of Joey’s birthday… Classy.
- Ah I almost forgot that she posted a video of her getting ready for her skincare line’s birthday dinner. No body watched it. Already forgotten.
Best of last thread as usual:
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Oh moon!
Every once in a while I think back to Forky's interview on Diren's podcast where he basically says that when he saw Niomi on the tube, his first thought was to introduce himself so that they could collab and he could grow his socials. Now if that doesn't tell you all you need to know about that relationship...
Omg I didn’t know about that interview! Very interesting..
If they really are together or will be in the future, this interview might haunt him. But then again, both of Niomi's relationships played a huge part in furthering her career and platforms. Arguably Marcus obviously played a bigger part than Joe in her career. Without him she probably never would have ended up where she is. But I think Joe and her relationship with him played a major role in her relevance on social media as well. A big part of her allure for many of her followers during this time was this illusion of a picture perfect relationship with the perfect guy. She herself coined his name "Dreamy Joe" on there after all. As a side note, I think me, my partner, as well as all of my friends would vomit in the nearest bucket if any of us referred to their significant other as something like that.
So both of her relationships had some "work" component to them and were commercialised to some point. So it wouldn't be that much of a change for her really if Forky did the same.
So both of her relationships had some "work" component to them and were commercialised to some point. So it wouldn't be that much of a change for her really if Forky did the same.
I totally agree. I don’t really know about her relationship with Marcus, but to me, she had definitely played a role with Joe. Maybe she was happy but still, there was a huge fake part so she could show on social media her « perfect relationship with the perfect guy » as you said. And now she acts completely differently with Bradley because he’s so different from Joe, so she has to adapt if she wants to get what she wants.
CBD again. is this a new thing with her? i don’t think she’s mentioned it in the past has she? aside from the other day.
also another yoga retreat, more travelling, i couldn’t stand being away from home as much as she is, i’m too much of a homebody. she could never get a pet, she’s never home lol
also another yoga retreat, more travelling, i couldn’t stand being away from home as much as she is, i’m too much of a homebody. she could never get a pet, she’s never home lol
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Oh no! Poor girl 
luckily she has that yoga retreat to recover from such an awful experience.
#prayforNiomi
Also I can’t believe she is off to the next ‘retreat’, does she need to recharge before her big trip to Paris? And then, of course, she’ll need to recover from travelling after she returns (another yoga retreat..)
This is ridiculous.
luckily she has that yoga retreat to recover from such an awful experience.#prayforNiomi
Also I can’t believe she is off to the next ‘retreat’, does she need to recharge before her big trip to Paris? And then, of course, she’ll need to recover from travelling after she returns (another yoga retreat..)
This is ridiculous.
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Oh, yoga retreat. One would assume she missed something important...
Who do these two idiots need to announce every meal they eat? Even kids don't do this.
My heart bleeds. She clearly didn't plan properly- typical Dumbobs. Eating those crisps and mushrooms must have worn her out. Not to mention grinding it out at Forky's house warming. Didums.
Lad…can you believe it’s time to start thinking about Christmas presents?
I wish I had known earlier that for easy life I needed loccitane products
To show there’s something going on, none of them is alone anymore. And since lots of people seem to be interested and pretty excited about this so-called relationship, they love to play with that.
for an easy life, just sell your soul to the consumerism devil & forget about sustainability or the planet or other peopleI wish I knew earlier that for easy life I need loccitane products
God this pose is ridiculous, and it's so telling that her fishtank is too small for her since she has to pose on a staircase and watches tv next to the front door. Also this outfit, it must be getting closer to Christmas 1986 for Nimbobs judging from her outfit.
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