Right? Traditional japanese meals are so beautiful and delicious! They put so much effort into preparing all the (small) dishes, it takes up a lot of time and you need a lot of skills for it, too, to prepare it. The (traditional) japanese housewives spend a lot of time cooking and preparing such meals. This, just having a cup of broth, is an insult.
Niomi Smart #28 Still smarting over dreamy Joe, giving fascist Forky a go.
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I just can’t take anymore 
the ice bath, her blatant ass flashing and her smirky grin has just sent me over the edge! she has always annoyed me with her crazed laughing at other people’s mistakes or misfortunes, striving for perfection in an unperfect world and forcing her way of eating onto jo and then belittling him if he wanted to do something different but I did hold some respect for her in the way she kept up her training and stayed true to her plant based diet and even how she initially handled the joeeey breakup (which in hindsight sight is pretty rough to be proposed to plan the wedding and then be broken up with later just as you’ve moved all your tit into a dinky apartment with your fiancé’s brother) But now I just want to ask her ‘what are you doing!!’ She comes across as so desperate and and has lost what little credibility she had. I get that she had a bad break up but geezus man it’s time to let it go , as well as this new craZey sexy persona she’s got goin on 
Is she happy? no I don’t think so, if your posting every moment of your life to instagram instead of living it then you ain’t happy love. If you want to get on the forky train
then by all means go for it! (get it done!) but for the love of god just make a move and save us all the cringe worthy Instagram stories. As for dreamy joe even if he was watching your stories and regretting his desicion why would you a) go back to that after he ripped your heart out or b) waste your time trying to make an ex jealous, life is too short!! I wonder if any of her friends if she still has some, has told her this?? I’d love to see her stop the cringy posts and actually use the yoga qualification she just received. Ok thats it rant over 
the ice bath, her blatant ass flashing and her smirky grin has just sent me over the edge! she has always annoyed me with her crazed laughing at other people’s mistakes or misfortunes, striving for perfection in an unperfect world and forcing her way of eating onto jo and then belittling him if he wanted to do something different but I did hold some respect for her in the way she kept up her training and stayed true to her plant based diet and even how she initially handled the joeeey breakup (which in hindsight sight is pretty rough to be proposed to plan the wedding and then be broken up with later just as you’ve moved all your tit into a dinky apartment with your fiancé’s brother) But now I just want to ask her ‘what are you doing!!’ She comes across as so desperate and and has lost what little credibility she had. I get that she had a bad break up but geezus man it’s time to let it go , as well as this new craZey sexy persona she’s got goin on Is she happy? no I don’t think so, if your posting every moment of your life to instagram instead of living it then you ain’t happy love. If you want to get on the forky train then by all means go for it! (get it done!) but for the love of god just make a move and save us all the cringe worthy Instagram stories. As for dreamy joe even if he was watching your stories and regretting his desicion why would you a) go back to that after he ripped your heart out or b) waste your time trying to make an ex jealous, life is too short!! I wonder if any of her friends if she still has some, has told her this?? I’d love to see her stop the cringy posts and actually use the yoga qualification she just received. Ok thats it rant over 
Also annoys me that instead of having miso soup more because she likes it or thinks it’s delicious, it’s all about kickstarting digestion and natural probiotics. This wellness retreat looks the opposite of health to me, health is balance and happiness, not fads, overpriced trends and restriction.
so intrigued by this dystopian sounding wellness centre so I looked on the website and discovered that this is the founder. Would YOU trust this man with your health and wellbeing? It's a male Terrina!
ps why is he holding a glass jug filled with beans
ps why is he holding a glass jug filled with beans
He reminds me of Terrina, botox king
I really can’t with this place. That seriously looks like an orderly walking past in the background 
He don't look too natural to me
The Barbie Girl song lyric comes to mind - 'Life in plastic, it's fantastic'
This place probably has thinspo quotes like "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" on every wall.
I hope Nims did some research into this place before she accepted her #gifted stay. They will let her leave, right?
In a rabbit hole now looking at this place, it’s terrifying
what is exactly is colon hydrotherapy
what is exactly is colon hydrotherapy
It’s a colon cleanse. Basically flushes all thewhat is exactly is colon hydrotherapy
out of your large intestine.According to Google:
“Generally, a professional called a colonic hygienist performs the colon cleanse while you rest on a table. It involves sending approximately 60 liters of fluid through a tube into the rectum. Toxins are then expelled through a different tube, and the process is repeated.
Practitioners of colon cleansing say you can reap numerous benefits by removing the toxins from your digestive system. They say it can lead to weight loss, better digestion, increased energy, and clearer thinking. But most of these claims are unproven and lack scientific support.”
Ouch ! Reading that hurts !It’s a colon cleanse. Basically flushes all the
According to Google:
“Generally, a professional called a colonic hygienist performs the colon cleanse while you rest on a table. It involves sending approximately 60 liters of fluid through a tube into the rectum. Toxins are then expelled through a different tube, and the process is repeated.
Practitioners of colon cleansing say you can reap numerous benefits by removing the toxins from your digestive system. They say it can lead to weight loss, better digestion, increased energy, and clearer thinking. But most of these claims are unproven and lack scientific support.”
Will it get the stick out of her ass?It’s a colon cleanse. Basically flushes all the
According to Google:
“Generally, a professional called a colonic hygienist performs the colon cleanse while you rest on a table. It involves sending approximately 60 liters of fluid through a tube into the rectum. Toxins are then expelled through a different tube, and the process is repeated.
Practitioners of colon cleansing say you can reap numerous benefits by removing the toxins from your digestive system. They say it can lead to weight loss, better digestion, increased energy, and clearer thinking. But most of these claims are unproven and lack scientific support.”
Niomi is so full of tit, maybe it'll helpIt’s a colon cleanse. Basically flushes all the
According to Google:
“Generally, a professional called a colonic hygienist performs the colon cleanse while you rest on a table. It involves sending approximately 60 liters of fluid through a tube into the rectum. Toxins are then expelled through a different tube, and the process is repeated.
Practitioners of colon cleansing say you can reap numerous benefits by removing the toxins from your digestive system. They say it can lead to weight loss, better digestion, increased energy, and clearer thinking. But most of these claims are unproven and lack scientific support.”
Remember when Dimbobs used to show off her ugly ring anytime she had the chance ?
60 liters for a colon cleanse is really not sustainable!It’s a colon cleanse. Basically flushes all the
According to Google:
“Generally, a professional called a colonic hygienist performs the colon cleanse while you rest on a table. It involves sending approximately 60 liters of fluid through a tube into the rectum. Toxins are then expelled through a different tube, and the process is repeated.
Practitioners of colon cleansing say you can reap numerous benefits by removing the toxins from your digestive system. They say it can lead to weight loss, better digestion, increased energy, and clearer thinking. But most of these claims are unproven and lack scientific support.”
She's meant to be on a wellness retreat and she's just posted an ad on instagram for a fridge.
You couldn't make it up.
Also lol at the fact she tagged the wrong account. You had one job, Dimbobs!
You couldn't make it up.
Also lol at the fact she tagged the wrong account. You had one job, Dimbobs!
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