Besties,
Please join me on a
Tattle Wellness Retreat.
First day schedule:
11:00am - A moderated forum with the following guests will take place
- In conversation with Fredward Woodward: The spice rack that broke the camelās back
- In conversation with Charlotte: What went wrong // The bridesmaids proposal I wasnāt ready for
- Special guest, Dettol Daddy: One coffee, one hidden packet of Splenda. How it started and how it ended
12:00pm - open bar Happy Hour
16:00 - carbohydrate buffet (
Warning: as the event organizer, I HATE not being in control of my body, and I eat exclusively carbs. So if any form of vegetable is found on your person during the trip, you will be promptly escorted off the premises. No refunds.)
18:00- coffee hour & PowerPoint Presentations
- Please join us at 6 for coffee (minimum 2 drink purchase per person required), followed by PP presentations by Niomi Smart. Presentations include āHow to Lose Friends and Influence Peopleā, āHow to be a carbon villainā, along with fan favorite āI am NOT an influencerā
19:00 - Instagram feature presentation by Terrina titled āThat was then & This is nowā. Big Tezza will explore Dimbobās greatest Instagram moments. Notable mentions include pizza nightā and ā
ā with the mop hair.
20:00- Karaoke bar (special guest: Bradley Simmonds)
- Bradley will be performing a medley of greatest hits, such as āAchy Breaky Fartā, āWake me up when Niomi tags meā, āSmells like Niomi is hitting the Spiritsā, āWhile my dignity gently weepsā, āHellbent for Instagram exposureā, and others
21:00- Paint and Sip with Verity
- Join us for a glass of wine and interior design lesson with Verity, where we will paint by numbers on a book-wallpaper while learning about Britainās tackiest interiors
22:00- Happy Hour and Poetry reading with Special Guest Caggie. Poems include āSaturn is comingā and āThe end is nighā
23:00- End of day 1
Please sign up, spots are VERY limited. Cost is Ā£35,000/person per night
+ taxes, organizational fees, accommodations and travel not included, food not included.
Special Thank You to our sponsors: Dettol, Farmacy, Mercedes Benz, and the National Rugby Association in partnership with the Woodwards.
See you there
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