The mint color against her orange skin is quite something. By something I mean horrendous.
Niomi Smart #24 Not-So-SmartSkin, posing naked to prove I’m thin, Joe put our photos in the bin
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That overpriced arse candle! What a disturbing mess that’s going to be when it starts melting.
I don’t understand these sculptural candles. Are you supposed to burn it? Or not and use it as decor forever? Isn’t it weird to have a candle that you can never burn?
More apt 'FART PIECES'Like when everyone and their mothers had those naked woman torso candles and thought they were so quirky and fun…now comes the ass candle
But yeah I don’t think they burn it, I’ve seen a couple of influencers call these an “art piece”
I can’t with this candle line 
Imagine going to a straight man’s home and he has a penis candle out!!!
Imagine going to a straight man’s home and he has a penis candle out!!!
These bum candles have been around for ages, I got small versions of them for my friends on galentine’s (as a joke) and they were £12 from Etsy not a couple of hundred quid 
I’ve been researching how much it would cost to make it myself. Haven’t gotten very far because I’m tired but the first glance at Etsy tells me the mold is prohibitive. I rather use a diffuser anyway.
If it costs a fortune than it can’t be tacky must be classy…probably Nimbob’s logicThese bum candles have been around for ages, I got small versions of them for my friends on galentine’s (as a joke) and they were £12 from Etsy not a couple of hundred quid
I should be sleeping but my brain won’t stop going… I love how Niomi pans the camera away before showing IG the life size mons pubis now adorning her home 
It looks like she'a been going to Wimbledon as corporate hospitality for years unfortunately, including Ralph Lauren in 2016.
See : http://www.weareinnovate.net/Websites/NiomiSmart/fashion/wimbledon-with-polo-ralph-lauren/
This was the quote that did it for me, such a goddess!
'Yesterday I had the pleasure of attending Wimbledon as a guest of Polo Ralph Lauren, the official outfitters for the tournament. Although I don’t usually keep up with the tennis throughout the year, whenever Wimbledon comes around I become fully immersed in the games, probably much like most of the British population!'
It would be appreciated much more by actual fans who don't have the chance, or money, to be able to go
Oh and look at the 2016 hair!
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I enjoy making my own candles and most of my molds are from aliexpress (most etsy suppliers sources from alibaba anyway)
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Maybe it's a scented candle...More apt 'FART PIECES'
Translates to “I don’t give a tit about tennis but accept the Wimbledon invite because I might mingle with celebrities and someone will send me a free dress”It looks like she'a been going to Wimbledon as corporate hospitality for years unfortunately, including Ralph Lauren in 2016.
See : http://www.weareinnovate.net/Websites/NiomiSmart/fashion/wimbledon-with-polo-ralph-lauren/
This was the quote that did it for me, such a goddess!
'Yesterday I had the pleasure of attending Wimbledon as a guest of Polo Ralph Lauren, the official outfitters for the tournament. Although I don’t usually keep up with the tennis throughout the year, whenever Wimbledon comes around I become fully immersed in the games, probably much like most of the British population!'
It would be appreciated much more by actual fans who don't have the chance, or money, to be able to go
Oh and look at the 2016 hair!
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Ok I'm never on this site so if this was pointed out previously I apologise but saw Niomi's instagram yesterday and she mentioned she will be moving and I was wondering if she had mentioned this on a new youtube video and then saw that there wasn't a video and so proceed to come here to see if I missed something...
To where I saw @EGuyUK post about Niomi at Wimbledon and the year 2016 and then I was like wasn't someone else who wasn't very well known at the the time there in 2016 too... Ms. Meghan Markle and low and behold. Look up at @EGuyUK attachment that shows Niomi's dress and the photo I have attached of Meghan Markle and look who is behind her!
To where I saw @EGuyUK post about Niomi at Wimbledon and the year 2016 and then I was like wasn't someone else who wasn't very well known at the the time there in 2016 too... Ms. Meghan Markle and low and behold. Look up at @EGuyUK attachment that shows Niomi's dress and the photo I have attached of Meghan Markle and look who is behind her!
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Meghan used to be friends with Tanya and they’d met up for lunch when she was in London before she met Harry. Tanya must kick herself everyday she didn’t invest harder in that friendship
Yep. She could practise being 'speechless'!!
Meghan had a blog when she worked on Suits and made friends with Tanya when Tanya was really big, I guess that doesn't help the opinion that Meghan uses people then drops them when she's done, because one could assume that happened there. If you Google you can see pictures of them meeting up for lunch a few times.
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