Omg a bunch of loser idiots hoping to get their picture into a gossip rag. The one thing I loved about the link is that at the bottom it told me that Keanu Reeves is filming John Wick 4, which damn made my day!
Niomi Smart #24 Not-So-SmartSkin, posing naked to prove I’m thin, Joe put our photos in the bin
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She only looks "good" because she's young. If brains were in the picture nobody would take a second pass.
I've been watching lawn mowing videos recently lol. Don't really know how I got to this point in my life.
Yes, I love Cecilia too, adore her personality!!
Also, I watch Rachel Talbott. These two are probably the only youtubers I still follow at my old age of 44 , everyone else just seems too superficial, forced or just plain dull (that would be Niomi).Me too! I think because it's just so satisfying. See also: Power-washing videos.
Those videos have better personality than Niomoi
Yes Cecilia! I forgot to mention. She has such a passion for life ! And whatever she does . ...and the dogYes, I love Cecilia too, adore her personality!!
now she is in Portugal but lord , the constant winter on svalbard gives me anxiety I think niomis family would be so proud of having her on any kind of gossip magazine and see that as sign of fame achievement
I'm done with influencer's "but look at MEEEE" attitude.
How they make any memories of anything if they only do freaking selfies. Jeez marry a mirror and make babies with it ...
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I need to recommend something too - I guess it's a fairly new channel and doesn't have many videos yet - but omg it's so gross and so satisfying at the same time
I reccommend Meghan Margot on yt for great vlogs and healthy eating content. If you’re sick of Niomi and want to watch a hard working independent queen I recommend her. She used to be overweight and lost 60lbs very healthily, she recently moved to the UK and started university at 26yo, breaking up with her boyf and starting school alone in a studio flat in lockdown, barely complaining even when she spent Christmas alone in lockdown. Couldn’t be further from Nims. 
Thank you for this comment. I’m 21 and I have never been in a relationship which sometimes can be discouraging because everyone I know is in a relationshipExactly this! I was single all my life, until shortly after my 23rd birthday. Not being in a relationship was a perfectly normal state of affairs to me, lol. Sure, I would be self conscious at times seeing that I was such a “late bloomer” while most of my friends had boyfriends, but I knew I wouldn’t settle for a guy who I only semi-liked or was annoyed by on the first date alreadyBeing single is not an art, it’s literally existing by yourself
Her face looks full of filler tbh.
She looks like a deranged Muppet, if Nimbobs has kids in the future I hope she keeps them away from Granny Midsommar.
The absolute splitting image LMAO
Btw saw this on GT's insta. Niomi was so cute as a brunette. Too bad she has no taste.
Is that a mole near her right eye??
She looks like a little boy.
There you go, she wasn't even blond as a child. No wonder it doesn't suit her.
She was, as a smaller kid, but that's no hard thing. Tons of white people are blond as kids, doesn't mean they're true blonds. Like, Zoe Sugg also was blond-ish as a tot, same for Estee Lalonde. They're not blondes just because of that, as much as they'd like to believe it though.
Tiny blond Niomi for proof, below. The thing is, look at that blond. It's warm and caramel-y, not the ashy fried look she's sporting.
Wow her natural hair is a lot darker than I thought! No wonder she looks so much better brunette
She was so cute but I see she still poses the same way haha.
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