Niomi Smart #24 Not-So-SmartSkin, posing naked to prove I’m thin, Joe put our photos in the bin

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It was going to be a whole vlog series, Smart Living ;D

I know I for sure wonder where I'd be if the pandemic hadn't happened but I bet Niomi wonders that even more.
Oh boy! As someone else said about "sustainable", I hope someone also trademarks "Smart Living" because the day she finds "The One", we'll hear about "Smart Living" again. Let's hope she doesn't turn it into a brand of cheap sustainable living and décor items.

She's trying to emulate Miranda Kerr, but not quite close.
 
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She's so full of herself. She really believes she is smart just because that happens to be her name. It's preposterous and ridiculous to call all her shitty little ventures by that name. She's a great big sham on little stick legs. I really can't stand her and wonder what I ever saw in her back in the day. I guess she compared favorably next to Tanya and Zoe.
 
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All the pictures she posts of herself are so damn pointless. It's like 'look at me, again'.
 
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I'm just thinking about that time when she went to visit a psychic. Perhaps she should have done that before moving to India. It would have been interesting to see if her "clairvoyant" would have been able to predict Joe dumping her out of the blue. I'm sure she went there and hoped for the psychic to tell her: "Don't worry love, he'll come back eventually". That's what most desperate new singletons hope to hear.
 
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She just looks terrible In every picture! Definitely looks like an older divorced woman on the prowl at the local bar looking for a man. Not a good look for Ms. I’m such trouble you can’t handle me I’m so crazy wild fun.
 
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For sure she was happier than she is now because she had her pahhhfect Joey and a ring on her finger!
...and because of a lot of #ad #gifted content because of the paaahfect wedding ahead.
It was better to split before the wedding imagin later on what toxicity it would bring to them. It could get more nastier for divorce.

She should have called it "Smart Influencing" lol.
...or smart clenching? Smart controlling? Smart faking ?

All the pictures she posts of herself are so damn pointless. It's like 'look at me, again'.
SMART POSING
 
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I really wonder what type of man she'll end up marrying. For some reason, I think she'll wind up with someone older (as in 10 years+). I don't know why. She looks like the type of art student who would date their college professor. Weird.

Soon she'll say she and Joe didn't work out because their signs are not compatible. She's a Gemini and Geminis tend to be focused on appearances (no offense to any Geminis out there - I have some Gemini in me too lol).
 
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She would look so much better with dark hair, maybe in a loose low bun and something that actually fits her well. The clothes are always wearing her.
 
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Well, at least PT Bradley thinks Nims looks hot in that dress!
She looks like a naked Christmas tree. You know, the trees kids draw at school with the apple green pen sorta like this:



Her blonde head being the star at the top (the star that she thinks she is).
 
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She looks like a naked Christmas tree. You know, the trees kids draw at school with the apple green pen sorta like this:

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Her blonde head being the star at the top (the star that she thinks she is).
You know what you can find under Niomi's tree? AD's instead of presents lol.
 
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