Niomi Smart #17 I’m not an influencer! But please buy these vitamins and mop

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She is skinnyfat, not healthy. No muscle tone and neither mentally nor physically fit.

I think Niomi is having a full Mental/nervous Breakdown and that's why she has remained at her Mum's home.
 
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She is skinnyfat, not healthy. No muscle tone and neither mentally nor physically fit.

I think Niomi is having a full Mental/nervous Breakdown and that's why she has remained at her Mum's home.
She is living as a pensioner, it seems like she is not interacting with anyone, she is by herself all the time. Dont think she is following the covid-rules because of covid but because she is depressed. I feel kind of bad for her.
 
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You're right that I never hear her talk about protein and fat. She seems to think the more superfoods, supplements, fruit and veg she can shove in herself the healthier she will be, which misses out a lot of important factors - protein, fat, satiety, etc.

After that run when Joe wanted wholegrain toast with peanut butter and banana on top, in my opinion that's actually a more balanced, healthy and appropriate meal to refuel than her smoothie bowl. Not to mention it's just nice, simple, normal food and unpretentious (bougie peanut butter brand aside). She would never understand that though, because in her head bread is "naughty", carbs are evil, any food with a decent amount of calories is to be avoided.
 
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She snacks on dried apicot and 'her' peanut butter that she doesn't have to share with anyone...? Peanut Butter police.
 
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So Niomi shared a post on Instagram earlier this week from flower company Bloom and Wild about how they won’t be selling red roses this Valentine’s Day because 'Inspired by the complexity of modern relationships, there are no red rose bouquets this year. In fact, there are no red roses at all. Senders will be able to put real thought into which bouquet feels right for the person they love,' an idea which Niomi praised on her stories. Yet she’s clearly happy to take a gifted bunch of red roses from Dior because we all know how much Niomi loves a freebie and obviously no one will be buying her roses this year. Poor old #gifted Nimbobs.
 
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When I used to watch her vlogs and videos the one thing that always came up was how tired she was and she would mention it often. Always exhausted after doing nothing.
 
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when niomi started veganism wasn't as mainstream as it is now. she was learning as she went by herself, sadly her mistakes influenced many many viewers watching her and noomi was told by gleam etc that what she was doing was great she was an educator in turn she began to believe this. then came the eat smart cookbook with pinterest inspired recipes and it was cemented in her mind she knew best and she was paid handsomely to share her knowledge. really the odd course in nutrition and a lot of books / podcasts by a combo of medical doctors and nutritionists would have been helpful but she doesn't believe she needs it. sooooo many people on traditional western omnivore diets also miss out on nutrients and get sick off their diet, but they're usually not billing themselves as healthy eating healthy living inspirational figures.

many people also skip meals and have big blow out meals in front of family / mates /bf gf. we've never had as a society so much cheap tasty food, and seemingly suffered with dealing with it. most of niomi's mates in london seem to have the same attitude to eating as she does remember all those baby shower buffets?
 
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For all her obsessive excercising (orthorexia), running despite knee injuries, yoga training, and dieting...
WHERE ARE HER MUSCLES
WHERE IS THE TONE
WHERE
BITCH WHERE
 
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Meanwhile look at her mom’s post ! Yum!
She captioned it tasty and healthy , ha!
 
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god this video was fucking fantastic in illuminating Niomi's absurd eating. the subtle shade throughout the video was MAGNIFICENT.
 
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god this video was fucking fantastic in illuminating Niomi's absurd eating. the subtle shade throughout the video was MAGNIFICENT.
I watched the whole thing haha, it was pretty good, she was so hungry and bored at the same time as she was eating that kale chickpea stew with that sad ceiling tile flatbread.
 
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I watched the whole thing haha, it was pretty good, she was so hungry and bored at the same time as she was eating that kale chickpea stew with that sad ceiling tile flatbread.
same!! i have actually been watching this girl's channel for the last 2 hours since i clicked on that link and i love her LOL
 
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same!! i have actually been watching this girl's channel for the last 2 hours since i clicked on that link and i love her LOL

I had to subscribe, she's kina hilarious and pretty fearless in her videos, something uptight miss pahhfect Niomi is too scared to go for.
 
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Also downshiftolgy , she isn’t vegan but habe vegan recipes and usually have vegan swaps for her non vegan recipes . Excellent channel though
Love her channel so much! I think she has a great approach to food and her recipes and meal plans are actually usable. Yet to see some dumb miracle "healthy" meal from her that involves inaccessible or unreasonable ingredients.
 
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Undereating is a big part of why she can't sleep either. She also can't do her clumsy yoga either, just more clumsy.
Very interesting! I have a friend with ED and her sleep pattern is really bad, I didn't realise the two were connected but it makes perfect sense.
 
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she was happy to receive red roses when she was in a relationship, but oh now she’s single no one else should have red roses
 
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I had to subscribe, she's kina hilarious and pretty fearless in her videos, something uptight miss pahhfect Niomi is too scared to go for.
She's fantastic, she used to be a fashion model but quit to focus on her passion for baking. Her attitude to food is honestly such a breath of fresh air if you've spent too much time on health freak youtube like I have.
 
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love that grackle stressed the faff involved in preparing some of niomi's meals because it just highlights how barren and vapid bimnobs' life is that she has the time to make banana ice cream in the morning lol
 
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Marketing can be so ridiculous... As if senders had not been 'able to put real thought into which bouquet feels right for the person they love' before Bloom and Wild suggested it and canceled the red roses bouquets.
 
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I find Niomi's Mum and Granny T so fascinating.

Verity seems quite normal and yet Granny T is obsessed with herself, her looks and her social standing. Did Verity escape Terrina's criticism and now Granny T focuses her self-absorbed energies on Niomi?
 
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