A modern maenad, our Nims.Someone asked if she ever feels weird making these selfie vids out in the middle of a muddy field... her reply
Niomi Smart #16 Why am I hungry I had a banana, and why is Freddie following Anna?
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Spotted: Niomi congratulating Dr Alex for become Mental Health Ambassador, as appointed by the Prime Minister.
Do we think a romance may be blossoming?
Do we think a romance may be blossoming?
So quirky cute.Someone asked if she ever feels weird making these selfie vids out in the middle of a muddy field... her reply
Look at that vocabulary 'incredible' change the record ffs
does she actually think her posts with meaningless buzzwords is of any help ?
Like an advert for Alka Seltzer!!
That screenshot is gold, she looks a bit like Amanda Bynes with the wig she was wearing
Mostly because of her hair is looking so dry with that filter on.
I like dr Alex but will severely judge him if he goes there. Although her message is quite formal so makes me think they’re not talking. ALEX IF U READ THIS YOU CAN DO SOOO MUCH BETTER DONT GET LURED IN BY THE BIKINI PICZ
Is taking a bikini selfie one of the 100 things on her to do list? For me a busy day at work means skipping lunch break, not taking a bubble bath in the middle of the day.
Of course she does, the psychic she went to said so, so it must be true!
Theresa May vibesSomeone asked if she ever feels weird making these selfie vids out in the middle of a muddy field... her reply
She hopes her new post will help us if we’re feeling stressed, overworked, or overwhelmed? BRO, WHAT? Surely, it must be satire, SURELY? No one can be that lacking in self-awareness, can they? 
At what point did she decide to become a sigh-chologist?
At what point did she decide to become a sigh-chologist?
On her 1st Jan post!!
I have no idea who he is, but I do hope she starts dating someone soon so she can stop flashing the rest of us.
It took some digging to find it, but here it is!What Jewellery ad was this? Anyone have photographic evidence of this gem?
I also found this gem. Don’t know how anyone can say this woman hasn’t had lip fillers since this
Compare the second picture with the one in her latest story - the lips look completely different.It took some digging to find it, but here it is!
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I also found this gem. Don’t know how anyone can say this woman hasn’t had lip fillers since this
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Sorry I know people say he's fit but I think he just looks like a gormless wet limp twit. He clearly thinks he's the absolute tit too, urgh. I actually cant stand either of them hahaIt took some digging to find it, but here it is!
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I also found this gem. Don’t know how anyone can say this woman hasn’t had lip fillers since this
Exactly. Her lips are tiiiiiiiiiiny in the second photo.
Same I don't get it at all, I find him a bit creepy tbh
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