Niomi Smart #12 Back at home drinking alone, dressing sexy with no one to bone
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Why the boob/cleavage shot bending to the camera, twice in fact? I'm a guy and it's not appealing. She could have cut the video to leave those bits out.
Sheās getting increasingly booby. I think yesterday she put pictures on in a bralette from the side, and Iām sure there was a pj pic where you could see her nipple.
if she had always posted this kinda thing I wouldnāt even comment - but itās really noticeable how often sheās trying to force her boobs into pictures now, itās a bit weird.
She suffered a huge loss, no living in the countryside with her 'bestie' now. Must find a replacement for Joey ASAP
This convo is like between two 12-year olds
The one side effect reading this thread or seeing Niomiās social media posts, ALWAYS has on me, is that I end up walking around singing, āLook at meeee, look at meeee, Iām so good at yoooo-gaaaaā from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.
My poor DH is getting quite sick of it during second lockdown!
My poor DH is getting quite sick of it during second lockdown!
I guess Dettol Daddy is a boob guy, hence DimBOOBS!
Meanwhile, we're like "what boobs, Dimbobs?"
Ad in 5
"But I'm not an influencer!"
Has anyone watched her new video (make up look). I really can't be bothered unless she subtly mentions her engagement ending / Joe etc??? That's the only interesting thing about her arm
I just started watching it -- apparently everyone has been BEGGING to know how she does the BareMinerals look. (Side note, I love BareMinerals and have used it since I first put make-up on my face when I was 15 years old -- I hate that they sponsor her! It's the only make-up which doesn't make me break out.)
I know the title says winter makeup look but she says "this is a winter FESTIVE makeup look" and seriously what about this look is festive??
I really wish she would learn how to put lipstick on properly
She is just so boooooooring.
8:15 "Is anyone else feeling festive? This should inspire you for your Christmas festive looks!"
Dimbobs, some people aren't going to be with their families this year. Some people just lost their jobs and won't be pissing their money away on a new bronzer.
Who takes make-up advice from this one? Seriously!
Dimbobs, some people aren't going to be with their families this year. Some people just lost their jobs and won't be pissing their money away on a new bronzer.
Who takes make-up advice from this one? Seriously!
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Her bronzer is patchy and she is wearing an 'eye flick' (a crooked blue line randomly placed on her eyelid if you ask me), and her skin isn't looking the greatest
Don't be influenced.Havenāt watched the whole thing but does she have lash extensions?? If not I hate to say that Iām tempted to get that mascara
Sidenote: the posh, whispery voice she does drives me nuts
Don't be influenced.
Don't be influenced.
I am so bleeping sick of the whole āwellnessā industry and people like Niomi who peddle it.
itās such an incredibly privileged industry. Peddling bullshit about constant āself careā. Most of us donāt have the privilege of spending hours doing yoga and meditating every day. We have tough jobs with long hours. Long commutes. Hard studies. Children. Ill family members. Iām so so sick of being told by bullshit wellness merchants who have literally no worries, financial or otherwise, that I should be making time every day to practice wellness. Getting up at 6am to do yoga in front of a sunrise. If I could spend the rest of the day sat on my arse counting my money, maybe I would. But I have a toddler to get up with and care for, get to childcare, and then spend a full day working in a busy job before making dinner for my child, myself, and wrestling him to sleep sometime before 9pm.
Like most people I would love to spend hours a day practicing āself careā but my life is too busy. Iām so sick of smug wellness coaches and influencers who have no real job, no real responsibilities and a bleeping tit ton of money telling us that we arenāt happy or fulfilled enough if we donāt spend hours a day engaging in naval gazing and emotional masturbation like they do. It is causing people more stress than anything - itās just another thing to fit into their busy days.
Sorry, slightly OT rant but Iām getting so fed up with the bullshit people like Dimbobs who donāt have a clue how real people live are promoting!
itās such an incredibly privileged industry. Peddling bullshit about constant āself careā. Most of us donāt have the privilege of spending hours doing yoga and meditating every day. We have tough jobs with long hours. Long commutes. Hard studies. Children. Ill family members. Iām so so sick of being told by bullshit wellness merchants who have literally no worries, financial or otherwise, that I should be making time every day to practice wellness. Getting up at 6am to do yoga in front of a sunrise. If I could spend the rest of the day sat on my arse counting my money, maybe I would. But I have a toddler to get up with and care for, get to childcare, and then spend a full day working in a busy job before making dinner for my child, myself, and wrestling him to sleep sometime before 9pm.
Like most people I would love to spend hours a day practicing āself careā but my life is too busy. Iām so sick of smug wellness coaches and influencers who have no real job, no real responsibilities and a bleeping tit ton of money telling us that we arenāt happy or fulfilled enough if we donāt spend hours a day engaging in naval gazing and emotional masturbation like they do. It is causing people more stress than anything - itās just another thing to fit into their busy days.
Sorry, slightly OT rant but Iām getting so fed up with the bullshit people like Dimbobs who donāt have a clue how real people live are promoting!
The eye flick is so bad. So badly placed, badly drawn and barely visible- looks like sheās already been out in it for 8 hours or something. Cringe
Sorry to just jump in randomly but does anyone know why her and Joe broke up? I know it's none of my business I just want the goss
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