Niomi Smart #11 posing like a baddie, snogging dettol daddy, but Nimbobs is still saddy

[Lovelettersandlace]

That kiss blowing post will haunt me for years, the cringe is too real

 

[Chocolate2008]

I don’t know what to think anymore. She was so watchable post Marcus, what is this I’m watching?!

 

[coriander]

Has Dettol Daddy liked it? Hahahaaa

Is she acting crazy because Joe posted a story?!

 

[greenpenguin]

Is she acting crazy because Joe posted a story?!

She's probably thinking this will make him feel better after the avocado incident.

 

[milochilo]

I don’t think I’ve seen Niomi posting dogs as much in the past as she is doing now. Relatively many stories recenty with her family dog. Could it be becaude Joe loves dogs so much and she’s so desperate for his attention (or maybe trying to start a conversation ?)

 

[whatsever you]

Jeeeeez she is desperado. She's seen Joe's online and thought 'quick, lets make him sorry he dumped me'.
I really hope they dont get back together after all this.
Joe is looking fineeee in those photos.

 

[Coldfeet]

Jeeeeez she is desperado. She's seen Joe's online and thought 'quick, lets make him sorry he dumped me'.
I really hope they dont get back together after all this.
Joe is looking fineeee in those photos.

Wonder if he needed a quick therapy session afrer her dipping the apricot in PEANUT BUTTER

 

[agnor]

By the way since we are going to an end with this thread I’m gonna try with this title thing (never done this lol)
Niomi: No more Dettol so at home she’s with her vegan spaghetto
Niomi: Dettol gone, eats alone at family home with smart skin self-love acne

 

[Coldfeet]

NEW TITLE SUGGESTION
'Dimbobs-yoga teacher, vegan preacher-holy cow'!!

 

[ciasnespodenki]

Dettol daddy keeps on liking her insta posts though

 

[romansalad]

title suggestion
'phhafect Nimbobs loosing it steady, Joe cut his hand, where is Dettol daddy?

 

[Whowhowho2020]

“Lockdown 2: Yoga? No clue! The cracks are now showing and the breakdown’s overdue”.

 

[Mr.Mistoffelees]

Nimbobs #_: Yoga Teacher in the Making, Covid Rules Breaking, Dettol Daddy Still Lingering, Sanity Dwindling.

 

[imsorryabtthisacct]

Kept the family on their toes & tipsy in her posts. Was it organic though, Joey's avocado?

 

[fishlo]

You're from gleam aren't you!

Their survey post is deleted now

 

[Ramster93]

Dimbob Averagebod: Posting an unsexy story for Dreamy ex Joey!

 

[Jackie Daytona]

I’ll try:

“Niomi Smart, went to a third tier law school and still acts like getting dumped was her first rejection”

 

[Freebies_come2me]

I’ll try:

“Niomi Smart, went to a third tier law school and still acts like getting dumped was her first rejection”

Haha I think the most academically achieved one is Fleur

 

[Starluz22]

If my friend posted unflattering pics of me for my birthday and publicly called me Bridget Jones, I would really be questioning their motives but maybe I’m just insecure

Wait right?? I just saw this and that post seems so backhanded..she looks good in each one and her friend is beautiful but looks caught off guard in each one, it's so terribly obvious! Her friend would never post those photos of herself. This kind of says everything I think

 

[palmer]

a. Niomi Smart #12 Superspreading around Boring Hill, putting herself first is her only will

b. Niomi Smart #12 Liar liar, your paahhhfect yoga pants are on fire

c. Niomi Smart #12 A "change of circumstances" she had, now to superspread with the new lad