WHY would you expose the age of your best friend (especially since 30 is a rather sensitive age for a lot of women) AND call her Bridget Jones? Am I too sensitive here? 
Niomi Smart #11 posing like a baddie, snogging dettol daddy, but Nimbobs is still saddy
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Charlotte has posted loads of messages she’s received about her birthday that mention her being 30 on her own story so I imagine she’s fine with it.WHY would you expose the age of your best friend (especially since 30 is a rather sensitive age for a lot of women) AND call her Bridget Jones? Am I too sensitive here?
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Very telling the part about them being so different and Charlotte being the party animal - Charlotte was the one originally set up with Joe wasn’t she? Not boring Niomi.
No Gemini Scorpio connection for her and Joe though
I remember reading that hand and nerve injuries have increased by something insane like 200% as a result of people having accidents with avocados. I remember him cooking a couple of times? But I doubt he would have been able to cook many things she would eat
yeh describing someone as Bridgit Jones really doesn't sound like a compliment, I am in my early 30s and would find this highly insulting. Also anyone think Niomi looked drunk in quite a few of these fotos, that glassy eyed lookWHY would you expose the age of your best friend (especially since 30 is a rather sensitive age for a lot of women) AND call her Bridget Jones? Am I too sensitive here?
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To me, the Bridget Jones thing says that Charlotte has rotten taste in men and wears huge granny knickers. But I'm guessing Nims thinks it's a pahhhfectly hilarious private joke! We all know she has a questionable sense of humour.
Just seen her latest story with the huge hamper from The Bodyshop. I was buying their products but now I'm going to stop.
Yeah I started following Charlotte a couple months ago and have been pretty unimpressed by her. She goes out all the time. She also smokes, which is fine I suppose - it's a personal decision. But I always give a heavy side eye to health professionals who smoke.
I stopped buying there when I heard about their Avon type selling thing which is basically an MLM, disappointing as I had been buying certain things from them for decades, although they did change once Loreal bought them
When I tell you my whole body shuddered with cringe https://tattle.life/threads/19920/
also everyone has said this is the worst way to take off a mask if you are going to use it again (which I assume she is as she hasn't thrown it away) as it just picks of bacteria from your neck/clothes etc
wtaf is this? Also surely that dress shoudln't be so loose? just shows how too skinny she is
Yes, we know it. There will be few photo shoot trying to be sexy later when you’re tipsy 
LMAO. Did she visit this thread yesterday and saw the throwback 'Absolute Brighton' photoshoot? Is that why she's trying to channel the tacky grandma Terrina styling again?
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It’s the Tanya burr esque uncomfortable eye contact w the camera, the flamingo leg and the ‘blowing a kiss to the peasants’ for meLMAO. Did she visit this thread yesterday and saw the throwback 'Absolute Brighton' photoshoot? Is that why she's trying to channel the tacky grandma Terrina styling again?
Pahahah she’s now posted the same story to her grid
Charlotte would need to be as thick as planks to be a bestie of Dumbobs. What else would we expect from either of them?. A health professional who smokes-delightful.
Wow, what happened to Joe, he looks ten years younger?
an adequate diet of calories to fuel him
Oh god. She’s posted it to the grid. It’s 5pm, she will be in her pjs watching tv with her family soon. So weird to pretend she’s having some sort of glam evening.
She’s posting all these cringe stories in the hopes we will talk about it and that her old magazine photo shoot gets buried deeper in the thread.
I'm getting a lot of catty/spiteful vibes from her the more I watch her. I could be completely wrong but she's coming across to me as the type of girl who will post an unflattering picture of a friend as long as she looks bleeping hot in it (e.g. Kim K posting pre-surgery Kylie) or give a friend a mean nickname and laugh it off as a 'private joke' but secretly relish in it.
First of all, that series of photographs was so cringe even my cringe was cringing. Second, that red lip is so uneven and so badly overdrawn! You'd think that if you were going to eye duck the camera, pout and try to convince the world that you're "sexy", that would be the first thing you'd check.
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That post is so cringe dear lord. Also how baggy is that dress on her? Does not fit at all.
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