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Niomi Smart #11 posing like a baddie, snogging dettol daddy, but Nimbobs is still saddy
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I watched the video last night, and I noticed someone had commented underneath saying 'you say you're hungry waking up and you lag during the afternoon, seems like you're not eating enough calories.' Lol. Also was Niomi trying to imply that she's eating more than usual because she's on her course? Because she said multiple times it's a different type of eating day because of that, and it's still not like she ate loads. Two different carbs though what a treat!
Gotta say I personally wouldn't have rice along with a sweet potato curry because double carb makes me sleepy and I don't enjoy it but saying 'rice makes me heavy' or whatever is just stupid. Rice is one of the better carbs I think because it's not processed and has no gluten, compared to stuff like pasta which she ate in that video? Bizarre.
Gotta say I personally wouldn't have rice along with a sweet potato curry because double carb makes me sleepy and I don't enjoy it but saying 'rice makes me heavy' or whatever is just stupid. Rice is one of the better carbs I think because it's not processed and has no gluten, compared to stuff like pasta which she ate in that video? Bizarre.
Yup. I think it was hust a rebound fling and now she's being errr, flung.
Clearly he felt she wasn't the right fit after testing out niomis special restrictive vegan way of urm 'flinging.'
She may not have had time to make rice (lol) or didn't want it for lunch but like 90% of curries she makes in other videos for dinner she eats without rice or naan either. Her calorie intake must be so low, no wonder she's always tired.
Urm, Gabby Lindley of juniper moon. She's a long term single lady. She'll make anyone feel better about their life - even niomi.
I really really like Niomi’s mum from what we’ve seen but those chairs! Just why?!
Ahhhhhh but she ate SPELT pasta. She probably thought it might improve her vocabulary.
I must admit I don’t keep up with this thread so sorry if this is old news, but Joe has deleted the engagement pic from his ig
Could you please pass the recommendations along? I didn’t see them, this thread moves quicker than Niomi moved back to her family’s ‘after’ their quarantine period was ‘over’.
Think she avoids refined carbd. She has said she likes to think of herself as someone who eats a wholefoods organic plant based diet.This video looked exactly like all her other "what I eat in a day" videos... for someone who "wrote" a cookbook, you think she'd have more ideas. The mushroom thing at the end looked pretty good but I don't think I could eat mush all three meals. Did she have anything that crunched?! Also she told a white lie about the rice... first it was "I didn't have time to make rice" (which is like the easiest thing to reheat ever, just make some in the morning or whatever) then it was "the rice would have made me feel really heavy" at the end of the video. Also for someone who makes ONE video a week you think she would have made sure her camera would be working ahead of time. Her video quality lately has been crap, especially compared to other channels I watch where people actually make an effort. Also her complaining about needing to get outside because her yoga course is from 8:30 - 6:30.. that's like a normal work day for most people. The fact that she doesn't acknowledge that is so annoying, she lives in such a bubble... And then at the end when her mom walked into the kitchen Niomi was like "you didn't want the mushrooms!" like a little kid... she sounded so immature. Last thing... I know we say she's afraid of carbs but like all she eats is essentially carbs except for the bits of spinach at breakfast and lunch, the peanut butter "snack" and mushrooms at dinner. All the banana, apricots, banana bread, sweet potato, pasta, etc. is essentially carbs. Seems to me like she's more on a "fruit based" diet than "plant based". Probably why she's skinny fat. If girl wants to be toned she needs some beef and broccoli
If she stuck to plant proteins and greens she'd probably see a change with all the yoga.
She is absolutely not an introvert. She loves being around a person, I don't think she thrives in big groups but she 100% does not like her own conpany, and is visibly deflated by her own company.
when she shakes her shoulders and I was hoping for her to do a little boob squeeze but nah that didn't happen. So cringy
All those bakery items which I doubt she'll even eat. What a waste. Surely they could have gone to a charity or maybe some key workers?!
I watched some old Youtube vids. One when they were all skiing as a family. She got v nervous on an advanced run and fell over the edge!Next day Joeeey expert on skis, took the time to go up with her one to one and support her. 2nd vid was them ice skating in London. She kept putting herself down and hanging on his arm. She kept saying she HAD to hang onto him. At one point he said, 'Bet you can ( skate on her own)' and he let her go. She skated!!She comes across as very, very needy and I would think he got fed up with that.
Wow, makes her leaving him behind injured on their run even worse doesn't it
Oh lord I watched the 'what I eat in a day during my yoga course' video and I am enraged. Life is so hard for poor Nims in her massive family home, in the countryside and having to do some yoga throughout the day... She seems way more entitled and smug atm.
This could almost be about Niomi, aside from the fact I don't think she's ever expressed any interest in any music
It's equal parts Niomi and Estee.
Was just about to say Estee!
OT but this reminds me of another influencer (where's mollie, don t know if anyone follows her) She seems like a nice girl but is currently doing a "breathwork" course (no idea either) and has just posted something on a story about about noses being able to filter viruses... the amount of dangerous information being promoted by these people is worrying and seems to have got worse during lockdown.
I find it so difficult to believe she takes protein powder, she is so thin with almost 0 muscle definition
omg i know, literally the most tacky thing I have ever seen!
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