Just caught myself in the aisle of Morrisons singing out loudly to Don’t Stop Believing without realising and thought how horrified @jackolantern would be 
New baby and post birth advice #37 The only way to eat porridge is to tip it in the bin
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Thank you@Definitelyme just saw this post on a fb group called LMJ Infant Feeding Support and thought of you
I’m currently at the zoo, but will have a proper read later. I did see the boob monster bit, so it definitely applies to us! Thank you so much xxx
Just caught myself in the aisle of Morrisons singing out loudly to Don’t Stop Believing without realising and thought how horrified @jackolantern would be
Right I'm prefacing this with I know you are all going to say I'm a psychopath for doing it again AND I promise this is the last part of #soupgate but...
I made it again, managed to remember to fridge it, managed to not drop it and... IT'S bleeping RANK, so much so that we ended up throwing it and going to McDonalds anyway, so all in all Jamie Oliver you can go duck yourself, I cannot make something nutritious and delicious at home and thank you for wasting 6 hours of my life bleep x
I made it again, managed to remember to fridge it, managed to not drop it and... IT'S bleeping RANK, so much so that we ended up throwing it and going to McDonalds anyway, so all in all Jamie Oliver you can go duck yourself, I cannot make something nutritious and delicious at home and thank you for wasting 6 hours of my life bleep x
Reading that at the start, thought you were considering having another baby
Not that we'd think you were a psychopath
I'd rather have to make and eat the entire pan of soup, every day for the rest of my lifeReading that at the start, thought you were considering having another baby
Not that we'd think you were a psychopath
Me too! I thought we were going to have to stage an intervention for @jackolantern to double check if she was absolutely sure that’s what she wants!Reading that at the start, thought you were considering having another baby
Not that we'd think you were a psychopath
You're a determined mofo, I'll give you that.
Tinned soup is your friend from here on out, friend
Or every once in a while, M&S chicken and chorizo soup - £3.50 for a pot so not an everyday lunch (although can do two easily if served with crusty roll) but it is possibly one of the best soups in the whole world, ever
I’m currently in the hairdresser having my hair done and it’s so lovely to have a break all to myself. But boy had I forgotten how long an appointment for balayage, treatment and cut and dry would take. Already been here a couple of hours and think I’ve got more to go. My bum is going numb…
It usually takes like 3 hours for me, before the blow dry! It’s absolutely insane but what a lovely treat! Enjoy every minute!!!
Nooo I’m sorry but I’m absolutely howling that you’ve spent time on 3 separate days trying to make this soup and it’s vile
Stop trying to be healthy buy a tin of Heinz or the Tesco plastic pot ones and be done with it lantern!
I'm just gonna embrace the nuggies tbh Belle, I've bleeping tried but I'm clearly destined to be fat and dumpy, I didn't choose the Blobby lyf, the Blobby lyf chose meNooo I’m sorry but I’m absolutely howling that you’ve spent time on 3 separate days trying to make this soup and it’s vile
Stop trying to be healthy buy a tin of Heinz or the Tesco plastic pot ones and be done with it lantern!
I’m going to be there with you McDonald’s fries and mayo chicken fo’ lyf IDSTI'm just gonna embrace the nuggies tbh Belle, I've bleeping tried but I'm clearly destined to be fat and dumpy, I didn't choose the Blobby lyf, the Blobby lyf chose me
Side note how creepy was mr blobby
It's no wonder our generation is fucked in the head when this is the tit we grew up on
I think you can get 20% off tax free childcare too I think until they are 12 from memory maybe so your 800 would be 640xxWell that seems a tad unfair, by virtue of having a summer baby I’ve got to pay an extra 9 months of nursery fees (I mean the whole system is unfair). Although I guess autumn babies would have started nursery earlier so it probably evens out?
By then she’ll be doing 22 hours a week which is £800 a month so will be a huge saving even splitting it over 51 weeks! Counting down the days
I still hadn’t adapted to the last profile photo change… in my head you were still ptwm with bunches.
Also, I now feel like I need a profile photo
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