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New baby and post birth advice #37 The only way to eat porridge is to tip it in the bin
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Omg in my head you just are a big pink B walking amongst us, what will you choose!? WHAT FUN, WHAT FUN
It has to be something epic
Tbh @jackolantern you need a pumpkin holding an axe, or maybe a soup maker
Just realised you currently hold an axe. Off to specsavers I go
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Yeah we already use that, it’s better than nothing haha! X
no pressure then…
God I have no idea. Any suggestions anyone?!
Or shall I remain a floating letter B for eternity?!I feel like it needs to be someone running of some description.no pressure then…
God I have no idea. Any suggestions anyone?!
Maybe someone running away from their kids & KW?
@jackolantern I think we need more details about the cursed soup... What went in it? How was it disgusting? Why were you so determined to make it?
I feel quite invested in this and need more information.
I feel quite invested in this and need more information.
I blame Mr Blobby and Noel Edmunds for my anxiety and PTSD in all honestyIt's no wonder our generation is fucked in the head when this is the tit we grew up on
I don’t even know who half the profile pictures are but it’s how I end up visioning you all. So I hope you all see me as Kendall Jenner
Tbf I thought your photo was KimI blame Mr Blobby and Noel Edmunds for my anxiety and PTSD in all honesty
I don’t even know who half the profile pictures are but it’s how I end up visioning you all. So I hope you all see me as Kendall Jenner
I really am Rita you knowI don’t even know who half the profile pictures are but it’s how I end up visioning you all. So I hope you all see me as Kendall Jenner
Can I have a pint of milk and 20 B&H on tick till Monday please Reets?
If you ever change your profile picture there will be trouble!
She’d be my next one but she’s pissed me off this season and her stupid blonde hair is stupidTbf I thought your photo was Kim
Don’t you find this crazy because we know what we look like but yes you are more beautiful than herI blame Mr Blobby and Noel Edmunds for my anxiety and PTSD in all honesty
I don’t even know who half the profile pictures are but it’s how I end up visioning you all. So I hope you all see me as Kendall Jenner
Mr TY has gone out. The twins are in bed and the eldest was playing in his room. So I'd planned to make myself cajun chicken with rice and peas for my tea (was feeling brave that the twins wouldn't wake) cooked it, sat down. In walks the 9yo. He now has a half my plate, on his plate. He had tea at 5pm.
I'm sick of sharing my food with these creatures, I've been looking forward to it all week.
I'm sick of sharing my food with these creatures, I've been looking forward to it all week.
Just to be clear, I'm categorically not the person in my profile pic.
Very jealous of this dessertJust sat down with my jam roly poly with custard and baby elf starts screaming his head offwhhhyyyyy
Hmm. I have a profile picture. Will keep it a few days and see if I can come up with something better
Both children still awake here. No sign of sleep any time soon
Both children still awake here. No sign of sleep any time soon
I’ve started hiding chocolate not just from my toddler but also from my husband. Nothing worse than going to sneak a few squares and there’s none left, problem solvedMr TY has gone out. The twins are in bed and the eldest was playing in his room. So I'd planned to make myself cajun chicken with rice and peas for my tea (was feeling brave that the twins wouldn't wake) cooked it, sat down. In walks the 9yo. He now has a half my plate, on his plate. He had tea at 5pm.
I'm sick of sharing my food with these creatures, I've been looking forward to it all week.
Id frankly rather be a human pumpkin than GobbyJust to be clear, I'm categorically not the person in my profile pic.
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