Naomiella #10 One fun stag and a moaning old nag

[Esme]

I thought the slide straight after about her was typical and quite comical. Almost like, I've done my bit to congratulate, now back to me

Yes it was back to their wedding wasn’t it when I was on Instagram Ashley had posted about his MBE 4 hours ago and then nay had posted about changing her handle to naomibanjo 4 hours ago too but ash hadn’t liked it. So it feels like she’d done it on the back of his post which let’s face it, an MBE absolutely trumps the unknown brothers wedding

 

[Picklelily]

Yes it was back to their wedding wasn’t it when I was on Instagram Ashley had posted about his MBE 4 hours ago and then nay had posted about changing her handle to naomibanjo 4 hours ago too but ash hadn’t liked it. So it feels like she’d done it on the back of his post which let’s face it, an MBE absolutely trumps the unknown brothers wedding

Poundlound Banjos 4 life

 

[Esme]

Poundlound Banjos 4 life

Screaming. This gets me every time you say it

 

[Love_laugh _live]

To be fair, it was his Mum that started it all (and continues to be heavily involved). I thought it was lovely that he took her although, yes, I might have been a little annoyed in Fran’ position

It's how Fran always calls him "dude". I get people aren't lovey dovey - I'm not one of those people either but I personally would never call my husband 'dude'

 

[Mythoughts]

It's how Fran always calls him "dude". I get people aren't lovey dovey - I'm not one of those people either but I personally would never call my husband 'dude'

Said exactly this on the fran thread!

 

[craycrayxx]

Said exactly this on the fran thread!

What’s the Fran thread called please

 

[Mythoughts]

Francesca banjo

 

[QuirkyFlamingo]

The size of that poor chihuahua. It’s just cruel to let him get that big. I honestly think the big dogs had a lucky escape.

 

[bopbop22]

A couple of answers….

Not using a filter for the day and showing the world what you actually look like?

Parenting your children?

 

[Pipsqueak12]

A couple of answers….

Not using a filter for the day and showing the world what you actually look like?

Parenting your children?

Literally came on to say the SAME thing lol

 

[Loopy83]

If she stopped buying a whole new wardrobe of clothes every season then she wouldn't need to keep selling it all.
Most of us wear the same stuff for years!

 

[Lifebeginsatforty]

Literally came on to say the SAME thing lol

And me! A bit late

I was gonna put :

Clean your own house
Look after your kids
Do a real days work
Not moan for 24 hours

 

[QuirkyFlamingo]

And me! A bit late

I was gonna put :

Clean your own house
Look after your kids
Do a real days work
Not moan for 24 hours

Three of those are potentially achievable for Nay…

 

[bopbop22]

There’s me thinking it would be a half term activity with the little huns. Nope just Nay getting her hair done probably for the 5th time this month.

I can guarantee no one guessed it would be that

 

[bubbles?99]

Doing something different… goes to the hairdressers like she does every week

 

[QuirkyFlamingo]

Jordan on Loose Men right now. First discussion is banning lads nights/holidays when you’re in a relationship…

 

[Esme]

Jordan was “joking” on loose women about having to approach nay a week before he went out to “butter” her up, take her out, have takeaways so she’d say yes to his lads night out.

He said he got a free pass for his stag because it was his stag

 

[QuirkyFlamingo]

Lots of what he said was presented in a ‘jokey’ way, but there’s definitely some truth to what he was saying. He wanted a small wedding, she got her own way. He has to sweeten her up with attention and takeaways to be able to go out with his mates. He couldn’t go on a lads holiday other than his stag do (which we know Ash organised and Jordan had little choice). “We always compromise, then do whatever Nay wants”.
Ore Oduba said his wife went away for a week, but after two days was missing him and the kids, and just wanted to share the experience with them. Jordan looked quite shocked and said nothing.
All of our suspicions confirmed!

 

[Esme]

Lots of what he said was presented in a ‘jokey’ way, but there’s definitely some truth to what he was saying. He wanted a small wedding, she got her own way. He has to sweeten her up with attention and takeaways to be able to go out with his mates. He couldn’t go on a lads holiday other than his stag do (which we know Ash organised and Jordan had little choice). “We always compromise, then do whatever Nay wants”.
Ore Oduba said his wife went away for a week, but after two days was missing him and the kids, and just wanted to share the experience with them. Jordan looked quite shocked and said nothing.
All of our suspicions confirmed!

This! He passes it off as jokes but there’s too much to it, I think she is incredibly controlling and possessive and he just goes along with it. I actually think Jordan is a nice person but gets carried away with her and sometimes his behaviour is misguided.

They wouldn’t know what it is to be in a normal healthy relationship and to be attached to their children and to want family time. Nay goes on about her trauma, her childhood being left with people, her clear detachment from her family - yet neither of them are doing anything to stop history repeating itself for Cass and Mimi. God help a 3rd baby.

 

[QuirkyFlamingo]

It really is sad that those kids are going to have issues the same (or similar) to hers. Interestingly, Jordan says that when he’s stressed/under pressure/tired (which must be a lot, given how much he works), he takes it out on the kids by being short-tempered and shouting. The whole family set-up is a mess and the children are the ones who will suffer in the long-run.

I agree that he seems like a decent guy who values family, but he talked about how low his self-esteem is, particularly linked to his physical appearance. That backs up what we said about him wanting to keep hold of Nay because he thinks he’s punching, and so doesn’t challenge the way she acts.