So she can seductively suck on them like the clatty bastard that she is. 
Nanna Bea #19 Jesus Christ they’re a bunch of unfortunate looking duckers
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Legit didn’t know they still sold those crystal ornaments. duck me they’re so outdated. The rotten old ball bag loves tacky ornaments cluttering up her 1970’s flat pack shelving
I think that’s her all over though. It’s like she’s stuck in the 70s.
I can’t see the point in buying them on holiday, clogging up your suitcase, when you can get them from any UK shopping centre for cheaper? She says she’s putting them in the window. Always a great idea to store crystal in the window, so the sun can hit them and direct laser beams of light to your soft furnishings until they burst into flames. Genius move.
Nah that won’t happen. Bevs furniture is tough, northern furniture. More chance of Dave bursting into flames with his blood alcohol level.
We go past a house regularly which was burnt out this way, something classier than Swarovski but it was a large crystal ornament in the window, just a shell of a house remained.
How awful 
Maybe this is why Bev doesn’t bother doing up the house? She’s just waiting for it to burn down by either the crystals in the window, the stove beneath another window or that dodgy air fryer everyone warned her had been recalled. It’s an insurance scam!
Maybe this is why Bev doesn’t bother doing up the house? She’s just waiting for it to burn down by either the crystals in the window, the stove beneath another window or that dodgy air fryer everyone warned her had been recalled. It’s an insurance scam!
She could claim upto £9.50 on the insurance if the hovel burnt downHow awful
Eurgh is that a cold sore now? She’s hacking like she’s got a fur ball over on her Twitter stories. Absolutely minging.
Tagging the cruise company hoping for a freebie. If I were them I’d ban her after the way she carried on screaming in the corridors.
Tagging the cruise company hoping for a freebie. If I were them I’d ban her after the way she carried on screaming in the corridors.
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Absolutely no way she has insurance!
bleeping hell. Judith Chalmers off of SHEIN
Shes looking more crinkled
Rumour has it every time she harasses Vonnie, she gains a new wrinkle.
It’s cleaning day over at Bev’s, and the focus today was on the bedroom. It got a Bev-style re-set and deep clean for Summer. In other words she did a lot of spraying with fabric scent and faffed around with various gifted vacuum cleaners. The level of low-key, understated luxury and quality in that room is off the charts - SAID NO ONE EVER! Instead, there’s that awful rust coloured carpet, an assortment of mismatched cheap furniture, a plastic headboard, weird stickers above the bed, jumbled cables, a tv cable disappearing through a hole in the wall in the most visible place and limp supermarket bedding. Apparently we’re all jealous of her life. 
I sooooo am I love the way in the past she says she has 20 plus bed sets but she’s only got one sheet and that view from her bedroom window is so relaxing and dusting around the ornaments on that radiator is just awesomeIt’s cleaning day over at Bev’s, and the focus today was on the bedroom. It got a Bev-style re-set and deep clean for Summer. In other words she did a lot of spraying with fabric scent and faffed around with various gifted vacuum cleaners. The level of low-key, understated luxury and quality in that room is off the charts - SAID NO ONE EVER! Instead, there’s that awful rust coloured carpet, an assortment of mismatched cheap furniture, a plastic headboard, weird stickers above the bed, jumbled cables, a tv cable disappearing through a hole in the wall in the most visible place and limp supermarket bedding. Apparently we’re all jealous of her life.
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Her bedroom looks looks like a cheap 15 pound b&b I stopped in Blackpool about 10 years ago.It’s cleaning day over at Bev’s, and the focus today was on the bedroom. It got a Bev-style re-set and deep clean for Summer. In other words she did a lot of spraying with fabric scent and faffed around with various gifted vacuum cleaners. The level of low-key, understated luxury and quality in that room is off the charts - SAID NO ONE EVER! Instead, there’s that awful rust coloured carpet, an assortment of mismatched cheap furniture, a plastic headboard, weird stickers above the bed, jumbled cables, a tv cable disappearing through a hole in the wall in the most visible place and limp supermarket bedding. Apparently we’re all jealous of her life.
Said cables, could Not sleep with all that crap by my bed. What a grim bedroom
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My bedroom smells fresh every day because I open the window, wipe the surfaces and change the bedding?! She a minger.
I want her to step on that plug
State of that carpet, replace it for the love of god. The wallpaper, the decor. It’s truly depressing. Spend some of that six figure bank account on some redecorating. And that crappy TV she got for Dave that was worse than the one before.