Names You Can't Stand #7

[AliceInWanderLost]

Saw some interesting choices for young kids on a board today - Meadow, Magenta, Kade, Armani, Chrissy, Krystal, Jodiye, Victory and Easton standing out as the worst I just don’t know why these parents seem to hate their kids so much that they have to give them awful names or stupid spellings

Jodiye?! wow. weirdly KrEaTiv misspellings of names to make them somehow "unique" is an awful enough trend, without people hashing up a name so badly that Josie - presumably? - appears as though it should be pronounced Jo-DYE. and the poor kids are lumbered with these awful names for life.

 

[BonBon27]

Jodiye?! wow. weirdly KrEaTiv misspellings of names to make them somehow "unique" is an awful enough trend, without people hashing up a name so badly that Josie - presumably? - appears as though it should be pronounced Jo-DYE. and the poor kids are lumbered with these awful names for life.

It’s like they couldn’t decide what spelling to go with so they just whacked in all the letters

 

[ChubClubThug]

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The name 'skiddy y-fronts' didn't have the same appeal?

 

[Dipdab]

Saw Ivy spelt as Ivee recently

 

[Jaceydooley]

Easkey has got to be THE worst name I’ve heard

 

[Loubywoobywoo]

I work with a Madeline but I never think of maddie mcann when talking to or about her.

But she is in her 40s I think a baby/toddler may be different?

Also reminds me of the TV show/film/book with the little French school girl

I think I may have mentioned the little Madeleine I know, who is primary school age. Her surname starts with McC and the C part also has 4 letters, which immediately made me think of the McCanns. I was so worried I would call the mum or dad Mr/Mrs McCann when they game to pick their daughter up from the house of the family I was nannying for! Thankfully the parents went out to speak to her parent and I just got the little girl and her stuff together.

 

[Lord Voldemort]

Just seen someone called Burke.
I've only ever heard it as a surname, but as a first name I think it's awful! Makes me think of another name I'm not fond of - Brooke. Sounds so abrupt!

 

[GroovyChick]

Just seen someone called Burke.
I've only ever heard it as a surname, but as a first name I think it's awful! Makes me think of another name I'm not fond of - Brooke. Sounds so abrupt!

Burke is so ugly sounding! It’s also rhyming slang for bleep

 

[roarke]

Just seen someone called Burke.
I've only ever heard it as a surname, but as a first name I think it's awful! Makes me think of another name I'm not fond of - Brooke. Sounds so abrupt!

Burke Ramsey by any chance?

 

[Bizziebody]

Heard of a kid called Soda, not sure if they were male or female.

 

[HoGi]

Saw a post today with a girl called Dusty-Rose

 

[LaBlonde]

Saw a post today with a girl called Dusty-Rose

DUSTY?!!?!

DUSTY?!?!

god imagine carrying a baby for nine months, going through all that aggro, and then naming her dusty.

also that just summons up a mental image of a rose covered in dust. what a terrible name

 

[HoGi]

DUSTY?!!?!

DUSTY?!?!

god imagine carrying a baby for nine months, going through all that aggro, and then naming her dusty.

also that just summons up a mental image of a rose covered in dust. what a terrible name

I know! Terrible name.

She has a sister... Flossie Rose!!!

Why are they both something Rose?!?!

 

[Fearne]

I'm new to this thread but phoenix.

I also know of someone who has ned their boy, pheonix. I know this is spelt incorrectly, but it is on their birth certificate

 

[Gilmoregirl18]

Abigail is one of the ugliest names out there.

My husband likes it because it means “father’s joy”. In his language (Hebrew) it’s Avigayil, which is marginally better, but still kind of rough.

I really hate the name Abigail, I had a friend called Abi and i would always involuntarily call her Scabby/scabs in my head, not because she was actually scabby or anything

Ouch!

 

[Tricham]

Saw a post today with a girl called Dusty-Rose

Adam Levine called his daughter that

 

[Dont swipe up!]

Adam Levine called his daughter that

And Isabelle warbuton

 

[ElectricDreams]

Saw Ivy spelt as Ivee recently

I've seen an Eevee before. Looks awful written down, reminds me of Eeyore. Heard of a John-Boy Blue the other day who MUST be referred to by his full name

 

[maytoseptember]

Dusty is vile. As in… covered in dust? That’s what you want people to associate with your child? Are you quite mad?

Pretty sure an ex-Eastenders actress called her daughter Dusty as well.

 

[HelloStereo]

Dusty is vile. As in… covered in dust? That’s what you want people to associate with your child? Are you quite mad?

Pretty sure an ex-Eastenders actress called her daughter Dusty as well.

Lacey Turner gave birth to a daughter called Dusty Violet