Names You Can't Stand #7

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I’m seeing an unpleasant trend for double-barrelled middle names. Someone on Mumsnet wants to call their kid Luca Aaron-Stanley. Horrific!
Haha! I saw that thread. The Aaron was to honour a 'Sharon'🥴
 
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Remember Jade Goody’s mum Jackiey? In my head I always read it as “jack-ee-ey.” Idiotic.
 
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Okay, saw on insta someone had a baby called Adley, okay, not my kind of name but she has a big brother called Aceton? thats a joke right?
 
just read a random article about a teacher talking about some of the awful names of the kids he's taught, including - Sesley, Gavyn, Presli, Jerzy, Docker, Raycer, Stryder, Brisdon, Henlee, Talan, Ensley, Auddri and....Toxey?! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

i mean, some are just appalling KrEaTiV spellings of standard names - like Auddri/Audrey, Presli/Presley and Gavyn/Gavin - but Sesley? Toxey?! 🤢
 
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Girl in the news today named Robyn.
Nice enough name, until you learn her last name is Banks.

Robyn Banks.
Parents didn't think that one through!
 
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Girl in the news today named Robyn.
Nice enough name, until you learn her last name is Banks.

Robyn Banks.
Parents didn't think that one through!
ha, i also read that article! apparently, the little girl was aged a year and half before they realised after someone pointed it out, and they immediately changed her name with Robyn becoming her middle name! i don't nlget how it could possibly take eighteen months before you realise that your daughter's name is an inadvertent pun! 🤦🏻‍♀️
 
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ha, i also read that article! apparently, the little girl was aged a year and half before they realised after someone pointed it out, and they immediately changed her name with Robyn becoming her middle name! i don't nlget how it could possibly take eighteen months before you realise that your daughter's name is an inadvertent pun! 🤦🏻‍♀️
Amy Schumer ended up with something similar her her boy. Gene Attell Fischer. She ended up changing his middle name to David.
 
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Girl in the news today named Robyn.
Nice enough name, until you learn her last name is Banks.

Robyn Banks.
Parents didn't think that one through!
My Mother suggested the name Robin for my newborn son - all very well but I had a "bird" surname at the time so NO son was not blessed with Robin!
 
Amy Schumer ended up with something similar her her boy. Gene Attell Fischer. She ended up changing his middle name to David.
Gene is a vile name. She should have changed that too.
 
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