Names You Can't Stand #5

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Ottilie Flower Vandezee. When I get down I browse the birth announcements because the bizarre names cheers me up.
 
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Hope I haven’t outed myself ha ha
Now you know why I’m surprised it hasn’t popped up more
My husbands is a well known normal name and it’s come up loads on here
Sorry I shouldn't laugh but reminds me of a Kevin Bridges story where he talks about a child called Destiny as it was named after the nightclub they were conceived in (fellow Glaswegians will get it)
 
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OMG I think I’ve guessed it. I don’t want to out you though. I mean, I’m sure you style it out but if it’s what I think it is then sorry x
 
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A friend of mine has named her newborn son Summer-Rayn.. Didn't have the heart to tell her I strongly disapprove.





I want to know the inspiration/backstories behind the names.. esp Zelda-Michelle

zelda after the legend of zelda game, michelle after her grandma
 
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Names that people name their kids when they have delusions of grandeur and pronounce their “U’s” as “A’s”…..Thank you very maaach:

Arabella
Amelia
Tilly
Teddy
Henrietta
Ottilie
Francesca
Rupert
Arthur
Stupid shit like Binky
Jasper
Penelope
Tallulah
Piers
Maximilian
Barnaby
Magnus
Beatrice/ Bea
Tobias
Charles
Hugo
Atticus
Percy
 
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Only just discovered this thread (loving it) so this has probably been said before but cannot stand names that are double barrelled with May/Mae. Names I’ve seen:

Daisy-Mae
Ariana-May
Marsha-May
Sienna-Mae
Mylah-Mae

It makes me rage.
 
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I had to help someone fill in a passport application a while ago. Aalivijahh, pronounced Olivia. I struggled
 
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I know a catholic family of 5 children. All their first names are Mary, even the only boy!!
 
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The oldest is known as Mary, then the next three girls are known by their second names. The only boy, Mary Paul, is known as Paul. I mean, wtf do I know??
 
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I'm a nursery local to me , a few years ago, there was a little girl called J-lo and a boy Teddy-boy
 
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