Names You Can't Stand #5

[Rosielee]

Ottilie Flower Vandezee. When I get down I browse the birth announcements because the bizarre names cheers me up.

 

[Murphygirl]

Hope I haven’t outed myself ha ha
Now you know why I’m surprised it hasn’t popped up more
My husbands is a well known normal name and it’s come up loads on here

Sorry I shouldn't laugh but reminds me of a Kevin Bridges story where he talks about a child called Destiny as it was named after the nightclub they were conceived in (fellow Glaswegians will get it)

 

[shocktiludrop]

Ha ha I can’t say I ever saw anyone on Jeremy Kyle with my name but if I told you you would kick yourself as it’s so obvious
It’s along the lines of Chardonnay bad
And a popular girls band has my name in its title (defo outed myself now)
My mother must of hated me
But it’s also a talking point my name

OMG I think I’ve guessed it. I don’t want to out you though. I mean, I’m sure you style it out but if it’s what I think it is then sorry x

 

[holly1727373!3]

A friend of mine has named her newborn son Summer-Rayn.. Didn't have the heart to tell her I strongly disapprove.





I want to know the inspiration/backstories behind the names.. esp Zelda-Michelle

zelda after the legend of zelda game, michelle after her grandma

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

Coco - another one of those names like Honey and Poppy that will only suit a small number of adults.

i know someone who named their baby girl Dolly, and i feel similarly about her name only suiting a toddler....

 

[shocktiludrop]

Names that people name their kids when they have delusions of grandeur and pronounce their “U’s” as “A’s”…..Thank you very maaach:

Arabella
Amelia
Tilly
Teddy
Henrietta
Ottilie
Francesca
Rupert
Arthur
Stupid tit like Binky
Jasper
Penelope
Tallulah
Piers
Maximilian
Barnaby
Magnus
Beatrice/ Bea
Tobias
Charles
Hugo
Atticus
Percy

 

[Offtobuttonmoon]

I

i know someone with a tortoise named Steve.

Haha love it!!
I know someone with a mouse called Derek

 

[avisina78]

zelda after the legend of zelda game, michelle after her grandma

Anti-climax, thought it might me a little more exciting

 

[Anothersaturdaynight]

Only just discovered this thread (loving it) so this has probably been said before but cannot stand names that are double barrelled with May/Mae. Names I’ve seen:

Daisy-Mae
Ariana-May
Marsha-May
Sienna-Mae
Mylah-Mae

It makes me rage.

 

[Dont swipe up!]

OMG I think I’ve guessed it. I don’t want to out you though. I mean, I’m sure you style it out but if it’s what I think it is then sorry x

My mother has a lot to answer for

 

[SandGrown]

I had to help someone fill in a passport application a while ago. Aalivijahh, pronounced Olivia. I struggled

 

[VC10]

Shaniece, John-Paul

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

I know a catholic family of 5 children. All their first names are Mary, even the only boy!!

 

[mcfeez]

I know a catholic family of 5 children. All their first names are Mary, even the only boy!!

I have a few questions but mostly - WHY?

 

[shocktiludrop]

I know a catholic family of 5 children. All their first names are Mary, even the only boy!!

What kind of Fd up person does this?

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

The oldest is known as Mary, then the next three girls are known by their second names. The only boy, Mary Paul, is known as Paul. I mean, wtf do I know??

 

[Pennyviolet]

I'm a nursery local to me , a few years ago, there was a little girl called J-lo and a boy Teddy-boy

 

[nothanksbabes]

I had to help someone fill in a passport application a while ago. Aalivijahh, pronounced Olivia. I struggled

This should be a criminal offence.

 

[shocktiludrop]

Ha ha nope!
But I forgot about Harmomy
You will kick yourself once you realise
They are a well known band
One lady in particular is a queen (clue)
They have been around for years

You have totally outed yourself now

 

[eyespybs123]

Pick one, guys..?