Coffee Moaning for Thursday and I saw the moon this morning. 
I hope you are all well, mental, physically and spiritually. Are you quaking you in your boots trolls? 
Title is "Meghan & Harry's NANNIES, Lady Gaga and Self Harm, truth about OCD." Oh here we go. Oh hey finger man! This is for you 
.They are 4 mins late.
There's Nads singing. The cupboard is open with crap spewing from it. Nads tells us about her "job." She had a hard time pronouncing PDSA leading veterinary charity. She says vetinary. The whole team were in hysterics. She didn't know what the charity were to begin with. (Helps pay for vet fees for low income people. Great cause, crap spokesperson). HIT THE THUMBS, IF NOT GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. Skye asks about Mark and he is not doing well today. Yesterday's live wore him out. He feels so loved and supported. Roll call. "He is just resting up again today." Nads is doing the member's live tonight, don't know what is happening tomorrow. Nads is not watching the Friends reunion. She thinks it's a bit showbiz from the trailer, not a mad fan. Did you know that Nads doesn't like celebrity interviews, because she knows how they work. Someone mentions another Hazno interview with Oprah. Nads talks about those two hiring a nightime nanny. "Do you know about nighttime nannies?' Nads says there was an incident and the nanny was fired. Faith Goodman says she used to be a nanny and says if the parents are going through nannies, it's not the nanny or the child's fault, it's the parents.
Nads finds nannies fascinating. 
"Mark said he was doing a live last week and somebody said 'Do you know you've been burgled?'" 
Nads says it was a new person and is laughing her head off.Back to PWB and wife, they sacked the second one as well. (My mum doesn't have time for younger parents these days, she is always bitching about them complaining that they don't get sleep and then she rails on that they don't take charge and give their children a routine. "Not all these babies can be difficult."
) Lucy said she fired 3 nannies. "Oh well what would Faith say about Lucy then?" Nads says she is a nice person. Debatable. Talks about their friend Pat who helped them with the girls and she was a friend to her, no airs and graces. Then the kids went to private school. Some of the women didn't work and have a nanny or 2! Question: What member of staff would you like to have? (Me? Chef, but really I don't like strange people in my house.) Nads says A HOUSEKEEPER! Loads in chat are saying chef. Nads fluffs her hair. "What about a gardener?" (You need an enviromental protection agency to come in first, before a gardener would want to go in there!) Lee wans a chauffer. Nads says she is lucky she has a job that provides a car. Oh dear, Nads is digging for affirmation now, a bit of ego stroking as she asks, "who would have me as a chef?" "Come on, what am I worth per hour." (I'd rather have the teen from local McDonald's flip me some burgers, at least they have hygiene standards.) Much scratching of the forearm's eczema. If Nads comes over, she won't clear up afterwards. Lazy bugger! 
Helen says a tenner, Christine says a pound. 
More roll call. Who's the idiot who said 500? 
"Wow! Maybe I should start doing this and give the money to charity?" It would be a charity of her choice. Lee would pay her in Whispering Angel. Ashley would pay 35.67.So they watched that Oprah mental health thingy. Talk about Hazno and him being overwhelmed by other people's grief. Nads says she found it moving. (Yeah like a bowel movement.) Praise for Oprah.
Nads found Lady Gaga was so powerful and inspirational. "She gave hope in a very subtle way...it will always be a struggle." Mentions her all time favourite film, "what is it called?" 
A Star is Born. Lady Gaga talked about the physical pain of depression and fibromyalgia. Mark said at the beginning of it he didn't know the point of it. Nads goes on about how they know and people don't know what depression is like. Nads says that Lady Gaga believes in eating all day, which Nadia said she liked, but she was eating a bowl of broccoli. Nads says when Mark had his first down day she let him eat crap food, but then you need to eat healthy food for you mind. "I thought she was really good about not giving anyone any ideas." Talk about things to do on a daily basis to stay well."When we got to the girl with the OCD, OHMYGAWD, I was in tears." Nads recalls the time when she made a throw away comment about OCD on Loose and she received so many complaints.
She says she said it out of ignorance, but she has found out more, talks about Linda Robson. So this female boxer talks about being put in rehab for anorexia but was really OCD. It showed her cleaning her boots, the boot hit her arm, had to wash it again, soap had to hit a certain way, etc. (Sounds exhausting. I had checking behaviours, but it was more anxiety.) Now Nads says she would never make that OCD comment again. Emma's daughter has OCD and autism. 
Nads waffles on more about OCD and not knowing about it and COVID washing groceries. (Remember when she was wet wiping everyting? I never did that.) Zoe says she is in awe of people talking about their mental health issues. Sabrina has been a self-harmer since she was 11 and is in her 40s. 
May Boo's cousin who has schizophrenia, was in hospital with COVID, came out and now has OCD. Hold onto you hats kids cuz Nads has a bizzaro question. "Was the schizophrenia due to COVID?' 
She has a friend at work who knows someone who had COVID and ended up with psychosis. 
(Umm, psychosis and schizophrenia are not the same thing you DINGBAT! 
)"Oh God it's half past 11, I've got to do a Zoom call." Someone asks about Teddy and Nads says he isn't great. "He is going to rally and do Teddy Talks." "He's 87, he's had a stroke, he isn't going to be great."
Happy birthday to Happy Bernie. HIT THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON, HIT THE NOTIFICATION BELL. I WILL BE DOING STUFF, MARK WILL BE AROUND AT THE MOMENT HE IS PLANNING THAT HE WILL BE DOING THE NNSS, BUT IF HE DOESN'T FEEL UP TO IT WE WILL MAKE SURE THE MEMBER'S AREA WILL GET SOMETHING FURTHER DOWN THE LINE. I WILL DO A LIVE IN THE MEMBER'S AREA TONIGHT. She wants a favour now. They want to get Rotten Tomatoes credited. (I thought they were? LIESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!) Something about needing 200 reviews, "It would mean the world to Mark and really cheer him up." She is not asking for stars if we don't like them. Well duck that tit! BYE LOVELIES. Later all! Stay safe from the troll police! 
