Just a warning. There might be spoilers re: that interview and it does go on and on.
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Coffee Moaning on Monday. It's the day after that interview. If you plan on watching it, brace yourself for subterfuge big time. I wonder what is going to happen on July 1st?
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So Nads is on Loose I assume, cuz we only have Mark. You know that that means? Yes it Mark's Soapbox time!
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He's singing School's Out for Summer. Roll call! Lynne isn't going to watch the interview. Mark says there are 2 camps on the interview. Mark doesn't get concerned about the gruesome twosome, but it is a cultural event-"the water cooler moment." Someone is watching while in a lecture. Mark says it must be boring. (That or they are lazy sods.) Wonder Woman says Piers Morgan is getting on her nerves. (I heard he is laying to Megz and Hazno, GOOD FOR YOU PIERS!) "He never holds back does he?" David feels there are so much more serious stuff going on in the world. Mark agrees. Mark saw people leaving comments on the community tab. Mark says you can glean so much from body language. (You know that it isnt a science, right?) Louise says ITV is EDITING it down. (I think its the commercial breaks.) "It's historic, it's a moment.." Mark brings up Prince Andrew.
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"It's an old institution interested in protecting itself."
Okay here we go. Mark says (
Now remember, he hasn't seen the interview, this is what he has gleaned from the media.) "In almost every aspect of what she talked about, she backed it up with some element of evidential proof, that she may well have." (This is BS. She and Harry drop little bombs all over the place with NO RECEIPTS PEOPLE!) Mark talks about the Kate situation. "Can anybody cry about a bride's dress."
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Megs has a note and got flowers from Kate. The colour of the baby's skin (She wasn't there for the conversation, she got this from Harry) Here goes Mark getting outraged on behalf of all right-on middle-class white people.
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Charles didn't return his calls. (Don't blame him.) Royal Albert Hall incident. Nads is hereeeeee. Mark talking about the alleged EDITING. "It's ludicrous." Mark and Nads talked about Megs saying that someone in the palace told her to lie low. Mark talking about people in the public eye, cuz he is adjacent-known of course. "People assume that just because you are recognizable, you want to be recognized. It's just not true. (Oh poor babies. Famous people having it rough, cry me a river.) Or because you are recognizable and you are out, you're wanting to be spotted, noticed, drawn attention, it doesn't, it doesn't ring true." Cue the violins
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. Mark says there are lots of people saying they are whining, she is attention seeking. Mark says there are people in the public eye who want the spotlight (Like you doofus?)
Talking about her experience racial charged or colonialist atmosphere
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then Mark says "Why wouldn't the Royal Family be that?" Here we go again about the RF being a principally "white, upper-class, colonial, imperial organization." (Umm Mark England is a white indigenous nation duh. This jackass I swear.
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) "I'd be surprised if she hadn't met a racist wall of resistance." (Okay so the RF are all a bunch of racist, gotcha!
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) Mark's nan was inadvertently racist kids! Talks about her having her cringe moments. Goes on about the Royal Family being "in my cultural assessment of Britain, been like the embarassing, slightly out of touch grandmother who says the wrong thing."
Thank duck the mail is here-![Dog face :dog: 🐶](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f436.png)
After 40 seconds he is back to say "Does anyone else agree?" (Every country has its skeletons, some more than others.) Going on about her being a woman of colour in the Royal household. (I didn't know wearing Jergens Instant Sun qualified you to be a person of colour.
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I'm so bad.
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) Mark talks about a hypothetical black gf. Nads said something about low level racism. Mark says there are issues with her being an American (No really?) and being a WOMAN. (That's CIS gendered female, duh. What is he talking about? Was Harry supposed to marry a male? Did I miss something? ) Oh I forgot about that Mark. Yes, she likens her life to "The Little Mermaid"
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James says they should have done a Coffee Moaning instead of Oprah.
Mark says we are obsessed with the Royal Family. (Are we? It's just a celeb goss drought.) On the EDITORIAL side of things, Mark says she should talk about her family. (She doesn't.) Mark says you can tell Harry is an emotional guy, (paranoid more like) emotinally complicated. Talking about Charles and William feeling trapped. (Yeah, he didn't realize it himself until he met Megs he says.) Brainiac Mark has always felt Prince Charles was trapped.
Here's a bloody cookie. ![Cookie :cookie: 🍪](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f36a.png)
Wonder Woman says something nasty about Charles and I won't repeat it. Mark redeems himself to me at least by stating the Charles has been "marginalized and charactured." Paul Jones says some people deny the transgressions by the Royals because they represent British culture and to accept that is to accept a flaw in our culture. Mark goes on about the monarchy trying to adjust itself in modern society. (I always felt that the RF reflected British society back onto its people, just a thought.) Oh crap here he goes again,
the RF "are a manifestation of white privilege in the most extreme way and this younger generation Rhea says Prince Harry has been racist in the past
... trying to fidget its way into a modern more inclusive role." So Mark wants relationships to be legislated I guess for the RF.
Yes another paragraph about the Royals. Saying how the press coverage of Megs Hazno knocks Prince Andrew off the pages. (He has been removed from public life, he's not a pedalo, he hasn't been convicted of anything and would you send you kid into the hands of the FBI?
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If people went to jail for being stupid, there would be a prison crisis. Mind you unemployment figures would go down
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) "It tells you so much." Swigs his coffee like a dick. Oh really now? Fiona asks if Megs was in crisis, why didn't Harry help her? Mark says he did in leaving.
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Someone mentions about Harry not wanting history to repeat itself, yet he doesn't learn from it e.g. his mother's regret for doing the interview. Mark says this is the only time they have tried to "score points." (Oh try all the times they have stolen the spotlight from other RF members. I swear, do not be surprised if they announce something on Will and Kate's wedding anniversary.) "Maybe this is their one moment in the sun."
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OMG, someone said that Charles cut them off (financially true) "if it wasn't for the money from Diana, they would have been destitute."
When he turns 40, he gets his trust fund from the Queen Mother, 40 million pounds! Someone says the idea of a stiff upper lip is a harmful idea. Happy International Women's Day. More guff about papers taking down Meghan on IWD. Mark says there was an agenda to keep her marginalized and it is related to ethnicity, alternative ethnic origin. For an interview that he hasn't seen, he certainly has a load of opinions.
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flogged. GUYS HIT THE THUMBS UP IF YOU HAVE ENJOYED THE CHIN WAY. Rhys who is POC talking about micro and macroagressions.( I thought microagressions was originally a Japanese thing that got co-opted by the American liberal class.
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) "British systemic operation of things." Mark says "boom." Mark "It's interesting that so many white people can have such a strong opinion on things, when you know you cawn't even begin to imagine what it is or what it could be like to be someone of colour going into an institution like the monarchy." (She chose him, she wasn't kidnapped.)
Boris' bunker. Mark is like you know that room where Obama was when Osama bin Laden was not the event room (situation room?) the room where the big decisions are made. Loads of gesticulating with the hands nonsense. "Kinda protected." So this bunker is going to be built under No.10. 9 million pounds!!! Mark is wondering why a bunker? (He knows something we don't maybe? God I'm bored of this
tit today.) So they are going live after that Oprah BS. HIT THE THUMBS UP. Mark wants to question our strong feelings and question if we are being rationale. Think of the RF like its a racist grandparent.
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(Kill me now.) GFH is up and THAT IS THAT. Finally.
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