If they are paying subs asking for more vlogs .... he should MAKE TIME!
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He said recently that they aren’t doing as many vlogs as usual because it’s hard to get enough content because of lockdown etc. So another contradiction.
Can’t really see how covid has changed their lives much. The difference is probably that the girls don’t want to be included anymore so most family stuff is now un-vlogable. Vlogmas will be interesting - will probably be mostly Cornwall!
King bleep raises his ugly arrogant head again.
YTubers monetise their lives using the income to live the kinds of 'enhanced' lives they might not normally be able to afford. That's the model aka selling your soul. It's a model that had been around the block a million times even before the advent of social media. This is a YTuber's work, they live, film, edit and broadcast their enhanced lives. I can think of nothing worse. It's hard work to keep it up.
If you don't keep 'feeding' the 100K+ audience
you've reeled in via LW, they'll go and eat elsewhere M. Especially if you're so dismissive of them. I like many tattlers already do. I do enjoy the chat on here though. M isn't a YTuber, he's a lazy bastard. He doesn't have a life. In spite of there being no creative content, his family YT channel has benefitted from Covid because he will have reeled in vulnerable people who have been forced to shield. I think M has reclassified breathing and wanking as 'work', he'll be putting oxygen and Vaseline on his tax return next.
*SwadderEleys
I continue to learn from my very obvious mistakes.
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i remember her saying once that M's ex's were weak and he got a bit nowty about it and said NO they arent weak at all - shes obvs jealous of them as think they are university educated and quite arty creative women (intelligent and dignified ) not like the geezer birdI agree - I've just read my post back. N met M in Bristol. M had two young children in Bristol. They had to move to London because she had the big house there. Why didn't broody N sell up and move to Bristol and have their family there? Why didn't they ever discuss the fact that her having to live in the pocket of her family was incompatible with M being a father to two young children on the other side of the country? M thoughlessly created the inital conflict by riding all over town bareback and N selfishly created the secondary conflict and has continued to broadcast a bullshit version of it on national television. Despite the way she glossed over it on LW, by putting her needs before those of his children N was very much the other woman. She said, "There was always this grief with us." What about the children N? What about the f**king children? Why didn't you prioritise doing something about their grief? Why didn't you bend?
I reckon N hates M's ex-partners because they rightly called out the SwadderEley's shelfish, drunken, thoughtless behaviour. I reckon they are brilliant mums, which is why feel uncomfortable bringing them up on here.
She was determined to get him and no way would she have moved to Bristol, as he was having to do as he was told
I too think his ex's are very probably lovely kind women
Sadly they weren't rich enough to keep the lazy duck.
Nitty is begging for a new mattress this morning. Meanwhile her friend and loose women colleague Saira Khan is away for the weekend with her best friend - no social distancing going on at all. What’s wrong with these people? Why don’t the rules apply to them. I thought households weren’t allowed to mix? Saira was calling Matt Hancock out the other day for not wearing a mask and she’s on Instagram cuddling up to her best mate! Not trying to derail here just pointing out that Sawalha, Solomon and Khan are all the same. Are they exempt because they’re different to us mere mortals.
Edited to add this from www.gov.uk
People can stay in a hotel or similar accommodation (for example, a hostel or bed and breakfast) with another household but should avoid sharing rooms with people they do not live with or otherwise socialising indoors, for example in each other's rooms, in reception areas, or in restaurants and bars.
This was from 6 March so maybe out of date. But restrictions are only becoming more severe not more relaxed.
Edited to add this from www.gov.uk
People can stay in a hotel or similar accommodation (for example, a hostel or bed and breakfast) with another household but should avoid sharing rooms with people they do not live with or otherwise socialising indoors, for example in each other's rooms, in reception areas, or in restaurants and bars.
This was from 6 March so maybe out of date. But restrictions are only becoming more severe not more relaxed.
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she could have been camera shy, and also seen all of Nadia's rip-off cookery books.
I agree - I've just read my post back. N met M in Bristol. M had two young children in Bristol. They had to move to London because she had the big house there. Why didn't broody N sell up and move to Bristol and have their family there? Why didn't they ever discuss the fact that her having to live in the pocket of her family was incompatible with M being a father to two young children on the other side of the country? M thoughlessly created the inital conflict by riding all over town bareback and N selfishly created the secondary conflict and has continued to broadcast a bullshit version of it on national television. Despite the way she glossed over it on LW, by putting her needs before those of his children N was very much the other woman. She said, "There was always this grief with us." What about the children N? What about the f**king children? Why didn't you prioritise doing something about their grief? Why didn't you bend?
I reckon N hates M's ex-partners because they rightly called out the SwadderEley's shelfish, drunken, thoughtless behaviour. I reckon they are brilliant mums, which is why feel uncomfortable bringing them up on here.
Oh yes, and, they are thin....
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Today’s coffee boring at the end he talks about retraining to be a therapist.....Has he been reading on here.. I think a tattler digested that.. or perhaps he heard Nadia talking about how much money therapists earn on Lee Perts live ?
Hes deluded he does nothing about his own mental health yet is offering to help others as mind has dropped 80 jobs due to covid does he think hes as good as mind another sub today making serious threats about their mental health nadia said I insist you get help.they arebreeding a group of self harmers suicides and severe mental health subs .his mental health is in decline he looks so scruffy and unkempt one of the signs of mental health self neglect among all this talk shes trying to sell t shirts on her instagram site why is no body reporting these two to the authorities they are dangerous money grabbing people praying on the vunerable .
Love when you catch a bit of a live and can see his reaction to your 
Mark as a therapist is laughable. Nadia saying he would be sooo good
. Nobody would get a word in. He’s so self absorbed and deluded.
he’s a nasty vile arrogantman
the absolute state of those two this morning, him unshaven, the both of them looking filthy, their dirty hair stuck up all over the place, how revolting that in their grotty world it’s acceptable to film themselves looking like that,you can smell them through the screenLove when you catch a bit of a live and can see his reaction to your
What a load of bollocks. He would never be able to counsel anyone because he can't stop talking about his own tit. The man is such a deluded hole.
Why don't they do something for there local community instead of spouting off about others doing stuff....donate the £1.99 a month you con out of the subs and do packed lunches for the kids in yr area eh nitty and Manky, is that a no because yr so busy, no it's a no because yr 2 selfish gits!.. 
Very busy? Thought they were on half term..
Mark has no knowledge or insight into treating mental health problems. He's never had his diagnosed never mind treated. Believing he could be a counsellor is an insult to counsellors. They train hard, put in the hours and then work hard and put in the hours.
There is only space in Marks head for his issues, not really a good advocate for resolving others mental health issues when you've failed to deal with your own FOR A LIFETIME.
Mark doesn't listen in the true sense of the word, hes ready to reply before anyone else has finished speaking then he repeats himself 3 or 4 times until he's sure he's been heard. He's judgemental most of the time and always interrupts others speaking. Plus he wouldn't know a hard day's work if it hit him in the face. Utterly deluded as normal
There is only space in Marks head for his issues, not really a good advocate for resolving others mental health issues when you've failed to deal with your own FOR A LIFETIME.
Mark doesn't listen in the true sense of the word, hes ready to reply before anyone else has finished speaking then he repeats himself 3 or 4 times until he's sure he's been heard. He's judgemental most of the time and always interrupts others speaking. Plus he wouldn't know a hard day's work if it hit him in the face. Utterly deluded as normal
Maybe Miss Italiano took her cooking skills seriously and has an impeccable reputation but realised during filming that the whole Family Feasts thing and Masterchef Sawalha was a complete farce.
Too late then as contracts had been signed etc.
When I saw it first time round I had that feeling and wondered how it would be if the likes of Heston Blumenthal went to Italy to do a cook along with Gina Pasta-telly (made up name) who runs a little eating house in the backstreets of Sicily and now has a youtube channel recreating 1000 different ways to make her Mamas spaghetti with just three ingredients.
I’m betting old Heston-chops would be right peeved- Especially if old Gina hogged the limelight and continued trying to teach him how to make a how to chop a garlic clove, or worse, how to make Yorkshire puddings.
That’s basically what she was doing.
Ya dig?
he wouldnt make a counsellor as it would be obvious through his training (if he did it) that he is to focused on himself- i had a friend who failed her course because she was to stuck in her own problems - it would break with the ethics of the governing body to allow lunatics like him loose on other vulernable peopleMark has no knowledge or insight into treating mental health problems. He's never had his diagnosed never mind treated. Believing he could be a counsellor is an insult to counsellors. They train hard, put in the hours and then work hard and put in the hours.
There is only space in Marks head for his issues, not really a good advocate for resolving others mental health issues when you've failed to deal with your own FOR A LIFETIME.
Mark doesn't listen in the true sense of the word, hes ready to reply before anyone else has finished speaking then he repeats himself 3 or 4 times until he's sure he's been heard. He's judgemental most of the time and always interrupts others speaking. Plus he wouldn't know a hard day's work if it hit him in the face. Utterly deluded as normal
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Anyone else notice how Nadia and Mark are only really confident 'big shots' when they're in their comfort zone with their subs? As soon as they realise they're not the best in the room, they soon back pedal as soon as they're introduced to the real world - they suddenly seem quite humble!
Nadia loves to all herself a 'cook' and preaching to us all about how we should be doing things... until someone Italian (or a real cook) pops in and it's all 'Oh, why are you here if you're Italian? You're gonna faint at this LOL!'.
Mark loves to say he's a powerful experienced TV extraordinaire... until he has to speak on TV and is meek as a mouse.
Mark loves to say how he can take criticism... until he receives some.
They both love to say how they're 'intelligent' and preach their thoughts on the virus on their 'studio show'... until some experts check in and suddenly they stop being quite so forthright.
Nadia loves to say she's 'off the telly' and a 'celebrity'... until she's with A listers at events and she freely says she's a 'Z lister'.
Nadia says 'Mark is an amazing writer' and that their book is 'amazing'... until she meets a sub (also a teacher) in real life and says that the book will 'never be a bestseller' and only good for 'some people'.
Nadia loves to all herself a 'cook' and preaching to us all about how we should be doing things... until someone Italian (or a real cook) pops in and it's all 'Oh, why are you here if you're Italian? You're gonna faint at this LOL!'.
Mark loves to say he's a powerful experienced TV extraordinaire... until he has to speak on TV and is meek as a mouse.
Mark loves to say how he can take criticism... until he receives some.
They both love to say how they're 'intelligent' and preach their thoughts on the virus on their 'studio show'... until some experts check in and suddenly they stop being quite so forthright.
Nadia loves to say she's 'off the telly' and a 'celebrity'... until she's with A listers at events and she freely says she's a 'Z lister'.
Nadia says 'Mark is an amazing writer' and that their book is 'amazing'... until she meets a sub (also a teacher) in real life and says that the book will 'never be a bestseller' and only good for 'some people'.
You know i understand completely what your saying and i agree that his own hang ups/nuerosis could be a huge stumbling block.However trying to break free of old habits/patterns is comendable even if it ends in failure.Your friend for example maybe failed her course but i hope that she understood the reasons why and then basically dealt with that reality check.
Sometimes we are damned if we do and then damned if we don't. The thing is doing something at least teaches us our limitations and hopefully how to work on them.I agree he probably would find it difficult and challenging but thats no reason not to try at least.Really facing up to the roots of mental illness takes a lot of courage because you have to be honest and neither of them have been but if he can break out of his self imposed cocoon and draw a breath and face up to the parts of himself that he does not like and avoids then he might have a chance...nobody said that was easy and it would mean changing his life completely and nadia might not like that either because its change and its not the security blanket she craves so she would have to take a look at herself as well...god..its a long dark night of the soul sometimes..and things would probably get much worse before they got better can they handle that? I would hate to reject all hope (as i would for anyone) but when you shine a light on the darkness all your inner demons come out and you have to stay centred and deal with them and no running away...its hard...especially if you've been in denial...can they deal with that?
Well he is the only one that can dispel doubts he is the only one that could come clean and he would have to admit that he doesn't have all the answers and for sure his ego would take a big knock and he would have to be alone and afraid and vulnerable and process it himself because thats the only way to find your way back to honesty.
To do something like that is not a band aid and he would have to be serious and commited andwell the jury is still out on that one.
You would hope just for the sake of his kids particularly kiki (because she feels her fathers problems very deeply )that he finds his nerve and learns to admit to his mistakes.
(and i don't just mean drinking which might be a symptom but not the cause?)
Lets just wait and see shall we i reserve judgement on this one i can't bring myself to say that people don't deserve a second chance because hey i'm not that high and mighty and i have a life littered with mistakes myself but i've always tried at least not to kid myself now lets see if he can do the same...but here is the sting in the tail mark you will have to suffer to fully know the suffering of others and you will have to get in touch with your feelings to feel for others.
You will have to let go of the past and stop blaming others and finally you will have to rescue yourself (so stop being enabled)
Good luck to him (he will need it) and good luck to all of us that have ever suffered from mental illness or depression including myself its a long hard lonely walk but its worth it provided that you are commited to learning and processing grief (because thats what life is like for sad people abandonment alienation insecurity and all the rest.
So lets see but the only way to get a grip on yourself is to stay strong and take action and learning to support yourself first before you can support others.
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