Wow - although it explains what I assumed was tax dodging. I feel terrible that my comments might have drawn HMRC to their activities.
In tax year 2015-16 cinema fanatic Mark AdderlEley clearly
built his own cinema at the bottom of the garden. A bargain at £14K, I'm sure you'll agree. We've all seen how brilliant he is at DIY; that YT plaque is attached so securely to the wall an earthquake couldn't shift it.
Mark built the kind of cinema facility his 'celebrity' wife off the telly deserves with his own bare hands. And to think I called him lazy. One night the plants grew very fast and all that
tit appeared and the horrible rats came to live in the garden, so the SwadderEley's found it hard to get to their cinema. (Come on, you're all familiar with Jack and the Beanstalk, stay with me...)
Now that the idiot rat catcher Jay has finally pulled his finger out (don't know what kept him) the Popcorn Junkies can take up residence eating oily pasta whist viewing M's film playlist in their very own personal cinema.