you can have him
wouldnt touch him if ya paid me
Now are you sure your not in a teeny bit of denial right now? What with his timmy mallet/jimmy saville hair do freddy krueger jumper those dulcet tones whispering in your ear such endearments like poo poo bum bum get ya top off talking about the dogs anus his anus nadia,s knickers! The smell when he enter,s the room of unwashed clothes/bodily fluids and dog hair.
The lingering scent of neglect and perspiration the way he talks with such authority with very little to back it up.
The way that he scares teenage girls yes say to yourself their goes a real man leaving a trail of broken hearts/broken promises behind him.Don,t forget he,s a misunderstood rebel/filmaker/auteur(nicolas winding refn is shaking in his boots as we speak!) Well read author/comedian (oh how we all laugh at his masks he,s a joker that one!)Media darling (its loose women for now but just you watch i,m telling you angelina,s been on the phone again she realised that brad pitt never cut the mustard she,d like to make amends stop being the pretend girlfriend and take it to the next level! You heard it here first just don,t be surprised she,s tired of the hoi polloi and the millionaire lifestyle and is just waiting to decamp to norwood!
So you,d have to get through her first good luck with that one oh but don,t forget that nadia is even better looking than her! We know this because maddie told us so and we all know that that family never tell lies!
Just think about think about what your missing out on just clear your head see the truth see the world through marks eyes won,t somebody please..have a heart he needs rescuing but take it seriously you know he,s a sensitive man and he doesn,t take rejection well (trolls!) together you could fight the good fight he has his toy gun ready (this could be a pun) ahem yeah he loves boobs and bums and cock you know the finer things in life he is indeed so highbrow but you,ll be glad/entitled to bask in his glory in his little bat cave on his computer connected to the ebb and flow of things just remember to pay all the bills clean the house/tiolit walk the dogs dig the garden mother his children cook all the meals re organise the pantry go earn a wage tell him he,s handsome(lie) tell him he,s super intelligent (lie again) and that you find him very very sexy (lie and lie and lie some more!) thats all he asks and then i think you,ll agree that you found yourself quite a catch no?