My solo journey to mom #17 does not pay rents, house full of tents, couch has dents, does tha make sense?

[davo2001]

18month olds should sleep around 10-11 hours a day.
Sergeant Major Arse Chin has them sleeping 15-16 hours a day, all to suit her laziness.

It's actually depressing watching her stories putting the girls to sleep at 6pm, what's worse is that she thinks she's the dogs bollox.

 

[nasa5]

Gone be the days Lisa almost retched when a kind concerned neighbour brought over an Ella’s kitchen, I spot a crisp bag in Aydas hands. Also remember her shock that some parents had the audacity to serve their kids toast for breakfast and not puff pastry

 

[Gizmos and Gadgets]

she’s really let herself go in the past year, and you’d think with two little girls that she’d be busy running around after them, it’s sad really

 

[Pandakitten]

I know this is aimed at Lisa and in the context that she is not working full time but is anyone else tired of the narrative that working mothers are not raising their kids? Raising kids also means putting a roof over their heads, food on the table and clothes on their backs. Sadly we can’t all get away with living with the parents all our lives and having no bills so some of us have to work. Also, some of us have careers we’ve spent years studying for and working towards and can’t give it up to raise the kids because it would be virtually impossible to comeback to it at the same level 5 years or so down the road, in the private sector anyway in my experience. Also it’s good for children to see their parents working. It’s a fact that children who grew up in a household where their parents worked are statistically more like to work themselves and not end up long term unemployed as adults. It’s hard enough juggling a full time busy job and being a parent and knowing that you are missing out on time with your child without the judgyness of society too. You just can’t win.

Couldn’t agree more. If every woman who was a mother gave up their job to ‘raise their kids themselves’, society would collapse. I can raise my kids AND contribute to my household and society and I don’t feel a bit guilty for it either.

 

[catchinguphere21]

The state of the couch the cushions just thrown there and on the one she’s sittin on! I wouldn’t be able to just sit there on couch and look at them without taking 2 seconds to fix them I wonder do the girls ever think pippa is there mam

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"Someone is glued to mom "?! ... no ... someone is glued to that feckin couch ... and it's not Ayda!!

 

[butterfliesandrainbows]

‘Juno all bibies are different , even twins ‘ thanks for that Lisa, as I thought twins were one person and supposed to mirror each other

 

[Like_Literally]

Lisa: Patron Saint of Sleep.

 

[petal1]

Wow just had a look at her grid and it’s from March ‘22 or did I misread that?! Can’t believe it’s less than a year

This was her in Sept 2019. She looked fabulous. She started her IVF journey only a few months after this. I hope for the girls' sake, if not her own, that she starts looking after herself.

 

[Ellegee]

Playing “office” again!!
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Did you notice there’s no screen reflecting off the glasses. All glasses wearers here & always have some degree of reflecting if someone is looking at a screen

 

[Dusty2020]

Had to laugh at the child giving her the bottle to feed the doll.. she didn’t feed you pet she’s not gonna feed your doll,. Milky mate will be ordered for the doll tonight

 

[LegallyBlonde1]

No Lisa we don't want to fucking see what you put in their lunchbox, how does she think the universe coped before she became a "Mom" and "gentle sleep coach"

She really is scraping the barrel for some engagement with her pathetic question boxes

 

[work4aliving]

Why would she be talking to her customers through her insta page anyway.

Surely you would send a courteous message outlining you are out sick and put on an out of office on email ..voicemail etc

It's all lies to justify shipping the girls to creche and sit on the couch ...

 

[nasa5]

Am I the only one who hates those tracksuit onesies? I’ll probably be ate but I don’t care, I think they look common

 

[GossPots]

She rilly rilly has no problem getting up and off the couch when it’s to get rid of the girls

 

[Thump]

I actually feel the opposite. There’s an expectation for women to work now and raising your kids at home isn’t seen as equal to those to work outside the home. My friend chose to stay at home with her kids and years later, she’s constantly being asked when she’s returning to work. Both are valid in their own right. Neither is an easy route. At the end of the day, giving our kids a safe and loving home is what matters most regardless of family dynamics or who works where.

But working mothers are also raising their kids. There’s parents who work and parents who don’t. For whatever reason, can afford not to, dont want to, whatever. But we’re all still raising our kids.

 

[Lilll88]

Am I missing something? How can she check out for the weekend with the service she offers? Like contact me Monday to Friday but leave me alone at weekends while I take your 400 euro or whatever crazy amount it was!

 

[nasa5]

Wan scutter bug each in the sitting room sure why not, not like Lisa has taken over the entire house like some type of fungus

 

[davo2001]

You'd think with the amount of time on her hands she'd at least be able to properly baby proof the place

 

[nasa5]

Ayddda (her mini me) was the favourite from a very early age, was very plain to see.

I always thought Hazel was at the beginning, she was the little one and Ayda was the ‘big girl’ and the trouble maker. All of a sudden though Ayda became the easy one, more calm, sleeps in, walks sooner, doesn’t get as sick as often and bang she’s the favourite. Hazel on the other hand went to constantly sick and prone to tantrums when out (in other words an average infant). Lisa’s favourite will always just be who is easiest, nothing to do with the child themselves. Probably doesn’t hurt that Ayda looks like Lisa’s double

 

[PandoraSkye]

Oh thanks for the recap !! I'm only new to her last few months..id say she was mentioned on another thread and unfortunately I came over for a nose and here I am!!!

Oh my heart broke for those two tiny babies, I was pregnant the same time as her, she didn’t enjoy them at all, she never cuddled them, she didn’t even hold them when feeding them she propped them in a twin pillow. She put them in their room on their own to go to bed when they were weeks old. When they woke around 5am she used to get her dad to come in and take them both so she could go back to sleep.