Mumsnet #40 I sit on my throne of potatoes and I laugh

[Girl#7]

I know people view tattoos as an expression of their individuality.

If I were young, I'd be asserting my individuality by not having any.

That would be for two reasons. First, I'm not a massive fan of pain. Second, I'm a boring bastard.

 

[Duchessofmanchester]

God I really want a chippy for my lunch now. And yes I can eat all the chips along with a nice big sausage .
At least I'll die happy

 

[holasun]

I've found a new way to enjoy MN.
Replacing the acronyms...

DM = Dungeon Master
DH = Dick Head

Must be more...

 

[Foxasaurus]

DC devil child.

 

[Serene Serena]

DGM - drastic genital mutilator
DN - dastardly nob
DW - dubious wanker

 

[FeloniousMonk]

The things you can't say out loud thread is basically an advert for mumsnet.
Absolutely horrible!
Tempted to put 'mumsnet is a cesspit of superiority, causal racism and loathing. <tinkly laugh>'

Thread title:
A cesspit of superiority, casual racism, loathing, and tinkly laughter

 

[Miss Begotten]

I've found a new way to enjoy MN.
Replacing the acronyms...

DM = Dungeon Master
DH = Dick Head

Must be more...

MIL - Masturbating in loo.
Yeah, I don’t think I’m very good at this.

 

[sistersofpercy]

I'm still adding tattoos now at 50, fucks are not given what anyone, including mnetters think. I'm fairly heavily tattooed. Growing old disgracefully

Our chippy does ginormous portions as well, I order kids meals now, not a stealth boast, but because a kids chips and curry is still bloody huge and half the price. I'm a tight cow

 

[LilyPond]

The things you can't say out loud thread is basically an advert for mumsnet.
Absolutely horrible!
Tempted to put 'mumsnet is a cesspit of superiority, causal racism and loathing. <tinkly laugh>'

I reported it and pointed out that like all the "unpopular opinion" threads before it, it was just an opportunity for ableism, racism, transphobia, fat hate, classism, homophobia and any other form of bigotry you care to name. It's been hidden now and I hope it remains so but I'm not confident.

 

[nobotoxta]

Good! It was horrible. Old people drink coffee all day and we all roll around laughing in our million pound houses, women who don't breastfeed are failures, fat people should basically die or hide away, children with unacceptable names are actually violent thugs...jeez!

 

[TigerBlue]

I reported it and pointed out that like all the "unpopular opinion" threads before it, it was just an opportunity for ableism, racism, transphobia, fat hate, classism, homophobia and any other form of bigotry you care to name. It's been hidden now and I hope it remains so but I'm not confident.

I reported it too. It was disgusting.

 

[CrimsonCountess]

Carb hitler is at it again. I'm amazed anyone ever sticks around on her threads considering how she talks to them all

 

[50degreesnorth]

There’s a cracking article in the Spectator today by Julie Burchill - she’s definitely one of us:

size TUI
thinks holidays are about eating, drinking and sitting around the pool
reiterated the fact MM (think dearly departed health doc) would’ve been safer by the pool with a snack and a cocktail

 

[Miss Begotten]

MIL - Masturbating in loo.
Yeah, I don’t think I’m very good at this.

I know I shouldn’t quote myself because it makes me look like a knobbette, but I showed this to Mr B, and he spent 5 minutes thinking about it and came up with
PIL = Perverts in Leatherette.
You can totally see why I’m with him.

 

[holasun]

MIL - Masturbating in loo.
Yeah, I don’t think I’m very good at this.

Uh nah you're not good... you're brilliant!

 

[ZanzibarDreaming]

Perverts in Leatherette should definitely be part of the next thread title

 

[Samf2020]

Carb hitler is at it again. I'm amazed anyone ever sticks around on her threads considering how she talks to them all
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Maybe if she ate something she might be less of a witch.

 

[camotea]

I'm still size TUI and have had the same tattoo twice. It wore off the first time #verymysterious

 

[HoGi]

No tattoos here but I am going on 3 TUI all inclusive this year, so I must be huge

 

[Miss Begotten]

Maybe if she ate something she might be less of a witch.

In the words of an extremely wise woman on this very thread ( not me btw) it sounds as though she should duck off and have a Solero. And some cake.