Mumsnet #40 I sit on my throne of potatoes and I laugh

[nobotoxta]

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A cesspit of superiority, casual racism, loathing, and tinkly laughter

ooh I think that was me!

 

[Cornima]

They are always banging on about what their "cool" teenage daughters wear. I'm in my 50s, I don't give a tit what teenagers are wearing and I'm certainly not going to emulate it and be the world's saddest middle-aged woman.

That's officially me! Aged 49 and loving my Nike dunks and White fox hoodies.

 

[GBNI]

I just can't with these posters.

 

[PJ Cat]

My teenager has just been through my trunk of 90’s clothes and is happily wearing most of it. Low slung and wide legged jeans, fitted t’s, strappy dresses over fitted tees, combats etc.

If I could get into it I’d also be wearing it

The only thing that still fits me from the 90's is my Adidas Gazelles

 

[bread-pitt]

The only thing that still fits me from the 90's is my Adidas Gazelles

I have a scarf from the 90s that still fits me.

 

[ZanzibarDreaming]

The only thing that still fits me from the 90's is my Adidas Gazelles

I can still get into my vastly oversized lime green Kickers sweatshirt.

It isn’t oversized on me now, though…

 

[HotDawg]

The thread about the poster who wanted to treat her sister and her sisters kids to a day trip to London (from Dublin) is peak MN

From the anxiety ridden couldn’t cope with London, I can’t walk 5 ft from my door without 6 months to plan and my dear precious babies (who are 12 and 16 in this case) cannot possibly function if they have to wake up at 6.30 it’s a smorgasbord of MN issues

Now, now please be kind. Many of them are worried they’ll be…..tired!

 

[melonpane]

you could go one up from that

such as 'I still dress from my 90''s trunk of clothes that were OLD size 6's and they are still too big for me!' LOL.

 

[nobotoxta]

The 'Is addiction a choice' thread is nasty. Apparently addicts choose to be so and just don't stop when they jolly well could. I've posted on it a bit just to be told that I and other ex addicts are very weak and choose to be horrid drunks. Some people need a serious slap

 

[Miss Begotten]

Goodness me.
Some of you still wearing your clothes from the 90s? You must all be enormous. Can’t you still fit into your baby clothes? I certainly can.
*head tilt, tinkly laugh, licks picture of a lettuce leaf*

 

[CrimsonCountess]

I bet BIWI is proper fat - like not MN fat, Jerry Springer fat layed on the sofa watching corrie eating mini rolls while typing those messages.

duck, does that mean I’m actually biwi?

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

The only thing that still fits me from the 90's is my Adidas Gazelles

My ear-rings still fit.

That's about it.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

We need a grownup!

I'm clearly too teeny tiny to set up a new thread all by myself <tinkly laugh>.

 

[CrimsonCountess]

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Mumsnet #41 A cesspit of superiority, casual racism, loathing, and tinkly laughter

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