We're having wine for dinner at this rate. It's too nice to cook and I can't be bothered dragging myself into the kitchen.
Think of the calories saved though.
Mumsnet #38 imagine spending £100 on a notebook and writing 'bleach arsehole' in it
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Think of the calories saved though.
Haven’t caught up with this thread so sorry if I’m derailing an ongoing chat but saw this on Facebook and thought one of you non banned MN members could try and get it into S&B somehow. I was thinking - perfect for a weekend at Centre Parcs to allow easy access for the bum fun 
They need to bring Solero and Calippo shots back.
Im stealing duck off and have a Solero as my new catchphrase. I might actually have it engraved on my gravestone.
That’s some stretch! However, anyone old enough to remember poor Suzy must be over 50 and ergo senile.
Just when you think they cant be anymore cunty, they drag poor Suzy Lamplugh into a thread.
Her going missing always stuck with me.
The sun is shining, I had a nurse check up this morning and have lost 5kg since January.
I’m celebrating with a bleeping huge run and Coke and a Cadbury’s chocolate trifle #fatcow #notfrench
I’m celebrating with a bleeping huge run and Coke and a Cadbury’s chocolate trifle #fatcow #notfrench
We've got a greedy husband thread on AIBU, DH steals my snacks. It is "lighthearted" but of course you have the LTB brigade coming in and saying how their husband wouldn't be so greedy to steal their snacks etc etc
And as you would guess, someone has suggested replacing with laxatives...
And as you would guess, someone has suggested replacing with laxatives...
Is this MN? You go running and take cocaine like ALL of their friendship group consisting entirely of headteachers, barristers and captains of industry? I suppose you couldn't admit to the trifle UPF abomination over there, though, so I sympathise with your desire to confess. Read Why People Eat Too Much and BIWI will advise you how to never allow another filthy carb into your body.
Back in the day when I had periods, it was really the only time I was interested in chocolate. My husband was often despatched, at 2:00am, to the all night garage to purchase (approx.) 15 chocolate bars for me because I couldn't decide what sort of chocolate I wanted.
No wonder the 'bastard' left me.
Disclaimer: Our child-free divorce was the most amicable divorce ever witnessed. We've both moved on, are still in touch, and care very much about each other in a platonic way. We also maintain good relationships with each others families.
It’s fine. Tomorrow I’m on water and a cursory glance at a lettuce leaf
Wine?We're having wine for dinner at this rate. It's too nice to cook and I can't be bothered dragging myself into the kitchen.
Think of the calories saved though.
Do you usually drink alcohol during the week?
I think you should probably examine your alcohol habits.
<dhead tilt>
Hopefully the greedy husbands will leave their size french wives and shack up with the fat nurses.
Mr Audaciter has just given me a Wispa Gold for pudding. God, I love that man.
#sizecadburys
#sizecadburys
Remember the good old days when a bowl of pasta and special K were ‘healthy’. I miss those days.
Just call me septic Peg
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Oh I could murder a bowl of Special K right now. I bet they've fucked with it though and it doesn't taste the same.
Stay clear of the All-Bran, though. There was a post from somebody who had eaten 7 bowls this morning...
I don't think it's all bran I need to stay away from as much as that particular posters toilet.....
She really is loving her 15 mins of MN fame isn’t she. We are now getting live updates from her hospital bed. Oh and still casting her make believe film
No doubt that there is going to be some vandalism when they finally take possession. Babs Army are not going to be very welcoming to OP and her pretty boy
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