Mumsnet #38 imagine spending £100 on a notebook and writing 'bleach arsehole' in it

[Gym&Tonic]

I’ve just been reading the Auriol Grey thread and am horrified at the ablism been thrown about calling her a thing and ‘it’. Disgusting.

 

[bread-pitt]

In today’s news…if you have a high mortgage, then your neighbors have to be quiet. Only council estate people are allowed to make noise.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

The daughters are 35 and 31 years old.

I think you mean the DDs are 420 and 372 months

And yes, I did have to use a calculator

 

[MediumLoad]

They are a right load of old soap-dodgers, too. One trip on the metro train while working there was enough for me

*neveragainonlytodrivethroughtogettoswitzerland

I used to work for an IT multinational.

There were several French people on my team.

The women may have been French but they weren't exactly 'Size-French' as they were very partial to food of all descriptions bless them.

The Frenchman on the team was a big fan of Bruce Springsteen and adored America and American culture.

I reckon Mumsnetters would have loved to meet them.

 

[CrimsonCountess]

Never mind the fact that there's not enough letters, apparently stupid is now a swear word and needs blanking

 

[DCICassieStuart]

That would be an awesome thread. You’d have people advocating a tracker on his car, hire a private detective, get 30 minutes free with a tit hot lawyer, arrange your feathered friends with webbed feet, and LTB.

I actually loled at that!

 

[CatCafe234]

Never mind the fact that there's not enough letters, apparently stupid is now a swear word and needs blanking
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Ok, I totally thought they were calling their husband a spud.

 

[cowtastrophe]

Ok, I totally thought they were calling their husband a spud.

I was thinking shed initially.

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

How can you spend two minutes on there and not realise you're allowed to swear?

I thought it was "shithead".

 

[holasun]

Never mind the fact that there's not enough letters, apparently stupid is now a swear word and needs blanking
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Hahahaha.

Mumsnet 39: They're all so s**d.

Note - I would have guessed either shed or stud. Not sure what this says about me.

 

[BlairWaldorf86]

Surely it’s “saad” because they are such sad sacks?

 

[Stanni]

and the story continues - Babs and her bush bullied by the Pretty Boy Gardener

 

[Cinnabun]

Barclays Bank fraud is bollocks surely

Yeah I reckon ao.

 

[bread-pitt]

Unfortunate typo of the week

 

[orangehead]

Unfortunate typo of the week

I agree, I only feed my vagina good quality meat.

 

[Girl#7]

and the story continues - Babs and her bush bullied by the Pretty Boy Gardener

I wish we had this emoji as a choice when reacting to the posts from over there. Not at the poster here highlighting it, but the original post!

I had to settle for this because they are so bleeping banal in their attempts at humour.

I'm adding this in for good measure because they make me mad at the internet.
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I agree, I only feed my vagina good quality meat.

Thread title - it encapsulates their lunacy very nicely, I think.

 

[Duchessofmanchester]

I'm waiting for the this weather is sooo hot. I hate it. I want to snuggle under my smelly blanket and drink hot choc.

duck off and have a solero.

 

[MustardCactus]

Christ that allotment thing is still going?! FOUR THREADS?!

 

[bread-pitt]

You know you’ve found peak MN when someone oversleeping and being late for work is compared to Suzy Lamplugh.

 

[veronica71]

I've just said I'm going to make a big salad for dinner....shall I hand in my tattle card at the door