I thought popcorn was one of the healthier snacks, provided you don’t cover it with sugar
But oil made from corn is literal poison, don't you know? And it's entirely carb based, plus there's at least a teaspoon of poison oil in the pot when it's not microwaved UPF UPF UPF UPF and if there's no sugar, that means the dreaded SALT.
Everybody on MN
hates salt. No wonder they're thin - everything tastes like
tit. And coffee, they hate coffee. Especially the cheap (not that
bleeping cheap going by the amount they want in Tesco's for it)
tit instant the majority of the population relies on to function in their not six figure salary, twenty five minutes a week working from home jobs.
Hang on, let's see what they hate
Sugar
Carbs
Salt
Seed oils
Corn oils
Milk chocolate that doesn't cost a fiver a bar
Jury's out on cheese (until the vegans roll up to describe things in reference to a human female's body)
Eggs (see above for the vegans)
Vegetables with natural sugars
Fruit
Meat above homepathic doses (or the vegans haven't got around to making another 'rotting flesh' post yet)
Drinks that aren't water
Salt in all its lovely, tasty forms
Seasonings (unless they're lemon juice as though that replaces sodium chloride in any shape or form)
Any intrinsic fat at all - it's always fat free Greek yoghurt
Quorn (not because it tastes like sad cotton wool unless you spend 45 minutes layering flavours in the pan to make it taste of something, but because it makes them all violently vomit)
Anything cooked in an airfryer automatically transforms into beige and any approved vegetables (there aren't many) instantly vanish so you can only be using it out of laziness working class mentality to heat up chicken dippers
Dried fruit
Little sausages - UPF filled murder weapons (as though nobody is capable of slicing them lengthways first for small children)
Ditto grapes and cherry tomatoes (both poison sugar choking weapons)
I can't remember them complaining about courgettes, cucumber or cabbage, though.