doctordoctor
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She must’ve run out of lard…Not an overreaction at all...
She must’ve run out of lard…Not an overreaction at all...
You need to come over here north! We are super cheap! When I was selling my house my mainland friends nearly died at how cheap it was but it was expensive for the areaProstitutes or hotels? Everything is cheaper up north remember
Dolly is my spirit animal, remember it costs a lot of money to look this cheap! Mama Noddy told me tonight that I look better without my eyelash extensions…. I am AFFRONTED!
You should write " chick lit' because Im pretty Ive read very similar to that at some point.“Sanitise my Hovis” sounds absolutely filthy. I’m not 100% sure what it’s a euphemism for - but I’ll allow Keanu Reeves to push me up against the wall of a kebab shop alley, slip his hand up my top and whisper “sanitise my Hovis” in my ear.
Reminds me of one of my fave gifsMight change my username to ‘wow, just wow.’ I’ll fit right in. Bet this person thinks no is a complete sentence too.
Mumsnet utterly hates me not only am I tattooed and fake boobed but I also have weekly blow dries, waxed and tinted eyebrows, eyelash extensions, manicures and pedicures, Brazilian waxing, Botox and a non surgical nose jobTasha doesn’t like blow drys , manis or grooming either. She’s so “not like other girls “
Admittedly it’s my age, but my brain went straight to this crayon muncher. If you know. You know.I'd rather be a smug dick sent as a gift from God, than a hysterical crayon munching mnetter.
Ooh wow just wow is a favourite statement from the lazy colleague at my work… wonder if this is her.Might change my username to ‘wow, just wow.’ I’ll fit right in. Bet this person thinks no is a complete sentence too.
She must be joking. You can’t wash bread!The lady washes sourdough bread? Does that make it wet and soggy? I'm very confused.
I love myself a bit of Norn Iron!Lordie, why did I get so overexcited with the exclamation marks? I blame the fizz.
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I see your £165k and raise you my £111k with a front and back garden and a driveway big enough for 3 cars. But my north is Northern Ireland, about half an hour from Belfast
I feel I should make a dirty joke at this point but I’m too tiredI love myself a bit of Norn Iron!
I recall there was a poster from Middlesborough in there , a while back. She could see a big bridge from her house?I’d absolutely love to see some MNetters in the wild round the rough ends of Sunderland, or Middlesbrough even better. Although now feeling slightly smug since I actually do live inCountyDurham.
Sounds good - what’s the thread title?Has anyone seen that thread about theabsolute meltOP who hasn’t seen a friend for 16 years and the friend has suddenly demanded to stay in her house for 6 months? That cannot be real. Surely no-one is that much of a pushover.
It's a sign!I was just reading their tattle thread on MN and then it all went down!
I can't believe it's now on the third threadI don’t get the glee in the allotment thread? I get that Barbara doesn’t own the allotment and needs to move but after ten years surely anyone can see that would be a bit a of wrench and handle it sensitively rather than making it into a soap opera for mumsnet
Also can I say to this miserable arses who were saying that it didn’t matter it had been cold and wet for ages you just need better clothing - if you don’t feel better this weekend with the sun out and some warmth you clearly have a cold dead heart . I feel like a new woman. With the heat
I should go and read the thread to see if he’s getting pissed off at his four kids too.Oh totally
But other posters are saying they are similar size families and don't use as much and she won't accept it. They are using a loo roll a day each?!
It seems like OP has an issue with hygiene and her husband is trying to rein her in and instead she has looked to MN for validation.