missymunch
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This is going as well as expected. We are the vile ones though eh.
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Eurgh
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GET YOUR DICKS IN A ROW!
EleanorAbernathy
Member
OK, which one of you was this? 
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Geetbo
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I could legitimately do a “I saw my husband sucking off a man” thread. The fact that the man was me would not be mentioned.
orangehead
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I’m going to leave my husband, let’s all vote on if I posted this story on Mumsnet what would happen:
I said to my husband this evening I need raid the cupboard for a good snack because I want to have a Dr Pepper later. He said why aren’t you having it with dinner. I said I’m having sushi, he said so? I said you can’t have sushi and Dr Pepper it doesn’t go. He looked at me like I have early onset dementia and said drinks don’t have to go with food. Obviously I can’t live with someone who thinks Dr Pepper goes with sushi so I’m leaving.
Let’s put the Mumsnet responses in the order we think they will happen
Ducks in a row
Fat cow drinking Dr Pepper
Teeth will fall out
Are you a child because only children drink pop
What is pop *head tilt*
Shit hot lawyer
Could he be autistic
People don’t need snacks
Well done eating like a Japanese person because they’re all thin
He’s controlling
You’re controlling
I wish my husband was here to be controlling but he’s dead
My 8 month old loves sushi, he’s very adventurous like that and is hand rolling his own as he’s very advanced
I said to my husband this evening I need raid the cupboard for a good snack because I want to have a Dr Pepper later. He said why aren’t you having it with dinner. I said I’m having sushi, he said so? I said you can’t have sushi and Dr Pepper it doesn’t go. He looked at me like I have early onset dementia and said drinks don’t have to go with food. Obviously I can’t live with someone who thinks Dr Pepper goes with sushi so I’m leaving.
Let’s put the Mumsnet responses in the order we think they will happen
Ducks in a row
Fat cow drinking Dr Pepper
Teeth will fall out
Are you a child because only children drink pop
What is pop *head tilt*
Shit hot lawyer
Could he be autistic
People don’t need snacks
Well done eating like a Japanese person because they’re all thin
He’s controlling
You’re controlling
I wish my husband was here to be controlling but he’s dead
My 8 month old loves sushi, he’s very adventurous like that and is hand rolling his own as he’s very advanced
Serene Serena
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I'm sobbing and shaking and on hold to 101 as I type. Some scamming wanker has ordered a £800 Apple watch using my Very account. I can't talk to anyone in real life as I am NC with everyone and live rurally.
Back in the real world, I got an email thanking me for my order, so I immediately rang their fraud line, the order was cancelled, I've changed all my passwords everywhere, run a malware scan on my laptop and phone and now I'm having a cuppa. The scamming wanker, let's call him Kevin, had also placed orders for another 3 Apple watches, a couple of high end tablets and cameras and a shitload of jewellery, all pending and not despatched. Very had been trying to call me about all these orders but I never answer if I don't recognise the number.
If any of you have a Very account, it might be worth checking for activity. Apparently Kevin also placed a £6.50 order for a novelty Christmas jumper which has been delivered to somewhere in Colchester
Fraud team man said that's how these scammers work. Tattlers, I wouldn't mind, but the jumper was in a size 18.
Back in the real world, I got an email thanking me for my order, so I immediately rang their fraud line, the order was cancelled, I've changed all my passwords everywhere, run a malware scan on my laptop and phone and now I'm having a cuppa. The scamming wanker, let's call him Kevin, had also placed orders for another 3 Apple watches, a couple of high end tablets and cameras and a shitload of jewellery, all pending and not despatched. Very had been trying to call me about all these orders but I never answer if I don't recognise the number.
If any of you have a Very account, it might be worth checking for activity. Apparently Kevin also placed a £6.50 order for a novelty Christmas jumper which has been delivered to somewhere in Colchester
Fraud team man said that's how these scammers work. Tattlers, I wouldn't mind, but the jumper was in a size 18.
Audaciter
Member
That adoption shower thread has some of the most rancid cunts ‘contributing’ absolutely offensive bullshit. What utter utter shitbags.
I’m a mother through adoption. That lot can get to fuck with their cunty opinions and pontificating on a subject about which they’re entirely ignorant.
I’m a mother through adoption. That lot can get to fuck with their cunty opinions and pontificating on a subject about which they’re entirely ignorant.
ButtonDownTheHutches
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A size 18 jumper? How did someone so debilitatingly obese even manage to get close enough to their laptop to make the order?!
JarvisCockerSpaniel
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haha that reminds me of my cousin so much. We were eating on the pavement tables outside a restaurant in Camden. As he was excitedly leaning over the table to tell us about his new Prada jacket, some bloke came running up and whipped it off the back of his chair and ran off into the night with my cousin’s iPhone in the pocket
he then ran up £38 on my pay as you go phone trying to cancel the phone and see if he could claim on his contents insurance for the jacket and as I was a poor student I asked for the money, and he just turned to me and said ‘I think some perspective is needed here Jarvis, a thief has just absconded with my Prada’
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Serene Serena
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I am mortally offended that the Fraud team failed to recognise that I would NEVER order a jumper in that size. I could make a winter blanket for the whole family out of the wool. I have asked the Fraud team to put a marker on my account to advise people I am size French and if any fatty tries to order gigantic, enormous, hefty, colossal, immense, plus size clothing under my name, they are to summon the rozzers stat.
orangehead
VIP Member
I wish I was a jealous person with nothing going on in my life but I am DEAD. How insensitive.
50degreesnorth
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I’m in Scotland so none of your gold star shite. It’s all about their “human rights” and “rights of the child”.
Your PFB will announce “you can’t tell me what to do, I am the boss of my own body”.
Aye hen. Now put your fucking shoes on and get in the car because me and santie are on first name terms.
Your PFB will announce “you can’t tell me what to do, I am the boss of my own body”.
Aye hen. Now put your fucking shoes on and get in the car because me and santie are on first name terms.
NitrousOxide
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New thread!
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Which one of you is this??
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Which one of you is this??
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Trafalgar
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This may be outing me but I have let rip on that one as an adoptee. I don't care but that thread has pissed me off so much. The absolute cunts.
Serene Serena
VIP Member
I hate the way someone always pops up with the 'fact' that the majority of adoptions fail, that the child had been irresponsibly removed from its birth parents, that all children up for adoption are damaged goods - it sickens me. Some friends of mine went through the adoption process and it was brutal, but they ended up going from a childless couple to a family of five, when they adopted a sibling group all under 5. I don't know anything about the birth parents, nor do I want to, but those kids are having the most amazing childhood and given so much love. Their mum and dad deserve so much credit. Those of us able to have children naturally have a few months to get used to the idea. They went from 0 - 60mph overnight.
Some mumsnetters should really step away from a parenting forum.
orangehead
VIP Member
I don’t know why but I absolutely cannot stop laughing at ‘he looked like this but going in the opposite direction’
ButtonDownTheHutches
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Own up! Who did this? 
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Serene Serena
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That is such a nasty spiteful comment. I can’t believe someone actually thinks that way about adoption. Isn’t it horrible?
50degreesnorth
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What did you tell DCoroner?
I’m going to hold my babies a little tighter tonight. They’re 34 and 38 so I just let myself in and give them a hug in bed. Both DILs very rude women, I’m a lovely MIL.