The ‘secret layer of basil’ as if it’s bloody laced with cocaine or something
calm down babe
Mumsnet #36 My mum died when a fat midwife fell on her so we moved to France
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calm down babe
Probably be nicer if it was.The ‘secret layer of basil’ as if it’s bloody laced with cocaine or something
calm down babe
I use a secret ingredient when I do Italian. Basil. Few people have heard of it.
I stopped drinking and put a stone on cos I was mainlining chocolate 23 hours a day. I now feel foolish cos if I'd have just had some baby tree's before the choccy, I wouldn't have eaten so much of it.
Christ alive! I hope she is not sharing her hotel room with anyone if she is troughing a plate of broccoli or cabbage before she goes out. The brassica farts/shits would be absolutely dire
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Can I introduce you to my secret ingredient, oregano? The bloke who works in Dominos told me about it , he's Italian adjacent *taps nose*
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What I can't work out, so help me out here - isn't she the only person eating said lasagne? So if she knows about it, it's not a secret.
I don't know why but when I read posts using language like this it instantly makes me think they are an absolute head, no matter what they are asking. It just makes me feel weird
Hullo
HafMar
Gosh
And the worst offender of all is an adult typing hehe
Hullo
HafMar
Gosh
And the worst offender of all is an adult typing hehe
I don't wish to be dramatic (this isn't MN) but that kind of writing actually makes me feel physically sick.
I have never ever seen half marathon abbreviated like that before. And I’ve run and supported more half marathons than I can count.
Maybe she has early onset dementia? Everyone else seems to have it according to them
The mumsnetter I work with uses abbreviations like that. She talks about going to Sani as if everyone knows she means the very upmarket luxury beach resort in Greece, she talks about being part of the county set, as if the county is an actual place, her worst expletive is golly! and even then she will apologise, she calls unpleasant people beastly, she gets squiffy on bubbly and she doesn't mean Prosecco, her husband and privately educated sons are all rugger buggers, and worst of all, she thinks Boden is good value for money. I've no idea of her username, she could be anyone. She lives in a massive house she calls the cottage as well. I shall have to ask her opinion on people using parent and child parking spaces and whether obesity is an epidemic or simply a sign of being poor.
This why I'm self-employed.
Today’s “this didn’t actually happen”. God, even the mumsnet trolls are getting really boring in their quest to try and be funny/make classics.
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I mean that nail could have been lying around unseen for ages. maybe she should get a camera installed to check her Dcleaner is actually doing the job.
I know someone that uses gosh and teeheehee in messages and it makes me cringe, yet they would never use it in conversation.
It brought to mind that awful programme about super obese people who were housebound, and one poor soul had the remote control to the TV stuck in one of her abdominal creases
The nail is probably hers and has been there for a decade or two.Londoners definitely amenable to move out of the way for tourists- especially if you say you want a better view than them.
Shouldn’t that read does a really manly hobby (think - kite surfing, but it’s not)
I saw teehee on MN the other day and screamed and shook for hours.
Hope you logged it with 101, just to be safe!
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