Lasagne Lady mis-read the MN recipe. It was supposed to be a toddler-sized lasagne (enough for a toddler or teeny tiny MNer) but she made a toddler-size lasagne (a lasagne the size of a toddler). Meanwhile BIWI is in a hospital recovering from shock at all the carbs.
Mumsnet #36 My mum died when a fat midwife fell on her so we moved to France
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The first flag to me that it was bullshit was the vegan neighbour comment. Mumsnetters do not like or talk to their neighbours and they definitely do not know them well enough to know their dietary preferences.ALL of her neighbours are vegan? And she literally has no friends or family within a five-mile radius that she could give some to?
And when she bought the ingredients, chopped the ingredients, and put it all in the dish, she didn’t look at it all and think ‘that’s going to be a big lasagne!’?
Fucks’ sake
Also Mumsnetters hate vegans so if it was true she would’ve just given all her neighbours some and pretended it was vegan.
Yes. That is why I’m fat. It’s the weather. Definitely. And not the box of biscuits I scoffed earlier. No. Bad weather.
They really ought to rename them to that, the number of people I've known who have fallen out of their trousers and gotten up the duff whilst off their tits on Bacardi
Same here. Even when it’s just me and my husband, I’ve lost sight of what an acceptable portion looks like now.
As an American, who‘s size American, and who defended Tattle, I was quite surprised to not be very popular on some MN threads. Who knew? Oh, wait…
Have you ever read the Becki Jones threads? I’ll be honest and say I don’t know (and don’t care) who the girl is but her name pops up on the regular.
Im sure there’s plenty of things she could be criticised for but mainly it’s dig after dig at her weight and personal appearance. I am *very* uncomfortable with that.
Poor MNetter, it sounds like it’s almost bought her to tears 
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I can’t remember who we were talking about one time, but I remember you wear them like a hat and I fully believe you’d say the same in your own name. It’s why I love you so…
It could have been many many people let’s be honest. (But probably Sir Matt)
I haven’t but I’m aware it who she is because I’ve seen her TikToks. As far as influencers/creators go she’s fairly inoffensive, so ive never felt the need to look up her thread on here.
I always see it the other way round... People saying "brought" when they mean "bought".Poor MNetter, it sounds like it’s almost bought her to tears
It is annoying but people rarely make mistakes like that on purpose.
Has anyone seen that thread about the absolute melt OP who hasn’t seen a friend for 16 years and the friend has suddenly demanded to stay in her house for 6 months? That cannot be real. Surely no-one is that much of a pushover.
Surely she just needs to do the usual mumsnet behaviour of hiding behind the sofa pretending to not be in when the friend knocks on the door
Agree. I’ve never heard it the other way round.
Sounds good - what’s the thread title?
I’m size French and very healthy.
I live up north and we’re already in beach wear.
The fact it’s pissing down is irrelevant.
My nutter of a husband is going out kite surfing (oops, outing, now you all know exactly who I am) and me and the child will sit in the car eating fish and chips and watching the waves.
[rushes to Mumsnet]
Todays wacky weight loss advice. Because of course most normal people eat a plate of broccoli before going to a party
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