Mumsnet #3

[heretoreaditall2019]

Just seen this one. Is it real?!

First few replies don't agree havent read the rest

Lmaooo talking about education then adding an apostrophe to a non possessive plural? Just say non white areas and begone hun !

 

[Anasnake]

More tone deaf class bollocks

 

[Blurp]

I was a bit at this one.. how would the person find her? He’d be a DNA match for her husband but not her.. has she come back to explain that yet?

Joint email address?

 

[Hunsgraveyard]

Don’t know if I’m allowed to post links but please go and read the thread in relationships titled ‘my heart is so so broken’ GIRL

Oh my god!!!! What did I just read?!?

 

[Inforapenny]

Here we go. We're now onto thieving cleaners. There was a poster months back accusing her poor cleaner of stealing her jacket.

 

[EmilyChambers]

Have you seen the one about the Dad who left the six year old alone for 20 mins while he walked the dog.

The replies are brutal, dont think the OP came back!

 

[HereForTheLarfASD]

I've just joined because I've had a laugh reading some of the threads and posts on here. Haven't done so on mumsnet for a while because everyone is so serious, always ready to preach and get offended over everything.

Surprised to find the infamous Tattle a bit of a breath of fresh air.

And I can post gifs too? Say no more!

Never mind, spoke too soon. It's just like mumsnet or worse. Gifs aren't worth it

 

[Blowup80]

Waxing is so terribly working class !

I'm terribly working class and I am trimmed and shaved thank you darling!

 

[Chunkeylaydee]

There’s some people getting their knickers in a twist on a thread called positive on Christmas Day. Telling people they are wrong to isolate.

 

[Jane Tee]

I just love how they will always try to outdo each other in every way.

For example someone will ask about how much toilet roll they use in a day. Then will say they use around 2 as they have kids and a husband.

One user will reply with they only use 1 roll a week and only need 1 square per person a day, and if you use anymore than that you’re using too much, you will destroy the toilet and just throwing money down the toilet.

Then another will chip in and say they use 12 a day because their family wipe their arse every 5 minutes to ensure their hole is sparkling clean.

Spat my drink out

 

[SpindleWhorl]

Blackadders Christmas carol

 

[Inforapenny]

This is MN at its finest.

Links to some sites auto removed

There's a couple of sites where links are automatically removed on tattle, explained for each one below. Hidden links - redirection links are removed as it needs to be clear where a user is being sent. Facebook story links - as they doxx the person that shared it. Try to post the photo or...

tattle.life

Get a fucking grip

Responses are already saying they're embarrassed to be eating chocolate on Christmas

 

[Cantthinkofausername]

Mumsnet is about to RIOT…

Really? Where's the riot? Some people are agreeing with the OP, some people aren't. But the thread made one person cry, so well done ... I guess.

 

[Aussie]

Took me 5 tries to get it....but finally cracked it!

I did not get it!