I never knew that.
I think the only rule here regarding swearing is that thread titles can’t contain swear words.
Mumsnet #26 Fanny wafts and meany pegs, what goes on in mumsnetters heads?
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I think the only rule here regarding swearing is that thread titles can’t contain swear words.
I’m not giving a single code out to those spiteful hags.
Duck it.If they’re not logged in, they can’t see pics either
That's exactly why no one should give a code to those bleeps on Mumsnet if they're talking about wanting to join just to troll.
I bet they don't even realise that posting to disrupt is the definition of trolling. They think trolling is only something they don't like.
The amount that come here to be annoying ducks and then scuttle away pretending they were unfairly banned and totally lie about what happened. Tits.
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I bet they don't even realise that posting to disrupt is the definition of trolling. They think trolling is only something they don't like.
The amount that come here to be annoying ducks and then scuttle away pretending they were unfairly banned and totally lie about what happened. Tits.
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In fairness they can see all pics, that was changed years ago.If they’re not logged in, they can’t see pics either
Me too, I never knew that lurkers all think we are twee and use bleep and duck and tit instead of bleep and duck and titWow well I have learned something new there. No wonder they think it's weird
Oh those twats can get fucked if they think they’re getting my codes. I’ll just have to carry on buying my own cake. As for Tom, he’s what large nets and handcuffs were designed for.
My niece's friend (19 year old girl) has a colostomy bag (due to crohns disease) & the friend is staying with my sister as friend's parents were complaining about the smell when changing it & amount of water she was using (she was washing excessively due to paranoia about smell)
This reminds me of when I was in sixth form and these two girls in my class had a gap year plan to 'go to Papua New Guinea and look at the tribes'. Even back in the pre-woke Dark Ages of the mid-to-late noughties we were all a bit WTF.
How bloody horrible of them. The smell is no worse than when anyone has their bowels open, or a baby's nappy is changed. Nobody's tit smells like freshly cut flowers FFS.
'How to have handled this man in tesco' comes across to me like it's written in exactly the same style as the poster of the inappropriate ambulance ride thread from yesterday 
Just something about the writing style, the language and the fact that they are complaining about another person again
Just something about the writing style, the language and the fact that they are complaining about another person again
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If all you want is to be goady, you won't get a Tattle codey.
Although I am very grateful to the MNer who gave me mine. I hope she doesn't regret it.
If all you want is to be goady, you won't get a Tattle codey.
Although I am very grateful to the MNer who gave me mine. I hope she doesn't regret it.
I had started to think of codes as roughly equivalent to unicorns so am surprised to hear they made it over here! I don’t recall seeing any enraged MN invaders but guess they got escorted gently off the premises fairly quickly….That's exactly why no one should give a code to those bleeps on Mumsnet if they're talking about wanting to join just to troll.
I bet they don't even realise that posting to disrupt is the definition of trolling. They think trolling is only something they don't like.
The amount that come here to be annoying ducks and then scuttle away pretending they were unfairly banned and totally lie about what happened. Tits.
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In fairness they can see all pics, that was changed years ago.
Brilliant new thread title suggestion. I'm not giving away any more codes. I've dished out four. My protégés are behaving so far but I can't keep an eye on another 4 newcomers. Besides which, Mumsnetters need to decide whether Tattle is a detestable or a desirable place to be.
I mean ditto.
I jumped
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I feel like there are categories of MNers.
There are the absolute "peak" MNers like ND and the perpetually french
Then you have the grief and tragedy vultures
There are a load of trolls in there somewhere
There are the clueless snowflakes that need a hand hold for EVERYTHING
And then there are a load of normal people who hoped they'd get support and help on things they actually could reasonably need help on - and instead found themselves on MN.
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I can see what you're saying. I've compared both posts side by side and although the content is similar in tone (unknown male being inexplicably inappropriate, with a slight undertone of threat) the grammatical and punctuation errors don't match up. The "ambulance" writer frequently misses apostrophe marks and commas, and adds extra full stops. "Tesco" writer, on the other hand, has almost perfect grammar and spelling - but interestingly is using backticks instead of apostrophes, something that only became apparent when I pasted both posts as plain text into a Notepad document.'How to have handled this man in tesco' comes across to me like it's written in exactly the same style as the poster of the inappropriate ambulance ride thread from yesterday
Just something about the writing style, the language and the fact that they are complaining about another person again
So my money is on them being two separate people, albeit two separate people with a vivid imagination and a talent for blowing the most inconsequential encounters up into vivid fantasies on Mumsnet.
You may well ask, Why have you just spent 25 minutes analysing two MN posts
@FeloniousMonk 1. I bloody LOVE that you did that! and 2. Fantastic user name!
I vaguely remember a post about someone who had applied for a job in M&S and had been unsuccessful. She then wild go into the food hall and make suggestions to the staff and wrote on MN to say they needed to listen to her and they weren’t.
From the how did you come to terms with getting older thread
Ok, I am chartering a coach to take us all to gay Paris, so we can see what slovenly witches we are and get some inspiration from our Gallic cousins. I will be buying a string of onions, a couple of baguettes and some stripey t shirts
Ok, I am chartering a coach to take us all to gay Paris, so we can see what slovenly witches we are and get some inspiration from our Gallic cousins. I will be buying a string of onions, a couple of baguettes and some stripey t shirts
I imagine them all as Pepe le Pew.
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Actually, maybe: Snobbish, teeny tiny, goady? You won't get a Tattle codey!
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