Mumsnet #26 Fanny wafts and meany pegs, what goes on in mumsnetters heads?

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Omg we must!! Naww Ahh the heat is one thing that I can't let go of haha, I still haven't used a hairdryer in years unless it's once in a blue moon Mine's at my waist but I'm short so it doesn't count lol, I do sod all with it, so it's a bit blah. I've booked in for a haircut though, first one since Covid I'm sure I'd have been jealous of yours back in the day!
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Oh nooo I'm gonna be experimenting with co washing now aren't I? I feel like I've got dry and oily hair (i love a hot shower). Idk if you can private message on here but if you can I'd love any tips!
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poor ND, can dish it out but can't take it
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Of course it was complimented daily

I also love the jumper... how many of you am I fighting on Vinted?
 
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Most shocking part of that threads is she said she’s a 10/12 so quite slim - I mean by MN standard the OP should be getting herself on “My 600lb Life”

A size 8 snd being French is the only acceptable standard.
 
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Oh nooo I'm gonna be experimenting with co washing now aren't I? I feel like I've got dry and oily hair (i love a hot shower). Idk if you can private message on here but if you can I'd love any tips!
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I'd love to help you out but I can't actually see any way to PM you. Is there another section of Tattle where we could start a thread about it? Sorry, I'm pretty new and can't seem to find a "lifestyle" or whatever area.
 
It's NatashaDancing.
No no, if it was ND the post would end with "Since returning to these shores I feel my eyes have been opened to the beauty of simple functionality and structure. I now clothe myself exclusively in pieces which are inspired by this primitivism and push the envelope far past the bounds of mere fashion, elevating clothing to more than simple fabric and into the realm of art. But whenever I bless the S&B boards with the wisdom gained during my idyll with the savages of Borneo, I am met with derision for suggesting "monstrosities", AIBU?"
 
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By a ticket inspector no less. All of whom are famous for their sartorial elegance.
 
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By a ticket inspector no less. All of whom are famous for their sartorial elegance.
I just can't believe the post is her. The name is a joke, the ticket inspector, the shop assistant in Waitrose. I think it's someone taking the piss, but trying to pitch it so that they don't get banned or deleted.
 
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A lot of fuss over there about what to wear for Christmas parties, which is surprising as they're all usually hiding behind the sofa.
 
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Anyone read 'does anyone want to be friends' in chat

Fuck me how gullible are people all messaging each other, swapping numbers, starting a group chat. They could be anyone! It's probably weird men
 
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Most shocking part of that threads is she said she’s a 10/12 so quite slim - I mean by MN standard the OP should be getting herself on “My 600lb Life”

A size 8 snd being French is the only acceptable standard.
They're so weird though as there was someone posted about being 30 stone (I think that's what they meant) and yet people were praising them but in other threads they tear heavier people apart? Make it make sense!
 
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A lot of fuss over there about what to wear for Christmas parties, which is surprising as they're all usually hiding behind the sofa.
If their parties are like any of the ones I go to, then no-one will take a blind bit of notice of what they are wearing unless it's absolutely horrific. There will be people in sparkly gold dresses, red velvet off the shoulder numbers, black strappy outfits with sequins etc etc. Some people will make a huge effort and others (me) not so much. The only time I heard anyone comment was when a woman rocked up wearing a leather corset dress with a dog collar, she was a bit chubby and her boobs overflowed from it, but it still looked good in a sort of wow, she's brave way. The reason people commented was because she was notoriously shy at work - obviously not so shy in her free time
 
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They're so weird though as there was someone posted about being 30 stone (I think that's what they meant) and yet people were praising them but in other threads they tear heavier people apart? Make it make sense!
I was thinking this too, the one called 'embarrassed to tell anyone in real life my major achievement'. Is that the one you mean? Because I was reading it thinking exactly the same. Most of the time people get ripped apart on there. Although I think the OP was saying they got to a bmi of 30, not 30 stone
 
They are generally kind to super obese people and offer genuine advice on how to follow a low calorie diet and lose weight. But if someone is a size 14 - 16, then they are greedy and have a problematic relationship with food.
 
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Too close to just be a ND impersonator.
Are you ACTUALLY ND??
 
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Yes, that's the one. BMI of 30 would make more sense! I have misread it
 
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We've been given a special mention againAnd I don't know what they mean about swearing. Tattle is fucking full of swearing isn't it? What the fuck are they on about, talking shit again
 

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We've been given a special mention againAnd I don't know what they mean about swearing. Tattle is fucking full of swearing isn't it? What the fuck are they on about, talking shit again
I think if you aren’t logged on, so not a member and just viewing the threads then the swearing is censored. Log on and it’s there in all its sweary glory.
 
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We've been given a special mention againAnd I don't know what they mean about swearing. Tattle is fucking full of swearing isn't it? What the fuck are they on about, talking shit again

If you are not a Tattle member and just viewing, then all swears are replaced. I just logged out and took this image of your post.





For lurking Mumsnetters.


 
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