FS bunch of sanctimonious w*nkers.
As far as I’m concerned,and everyone I know, a drink when you get to the airport regardless of time is the proper start of the holiday.
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As far as I’m concerned,and everyone I know, a drink when you get to the airport regardless of time is the proper start of the holiday.
That's code for Wetherspoons, right?
And here we go again, a post that is so blantly fishing for naughty tales about little kids toilet habits, and the girls are eating it up, per usual.
Because you know how 6 year old little boys are so prone to blurting out of the blue - "You know mother, I don't wipe my penis after pissing. Could you imagine?"
Also, why would you be shocked that your 6yo son doesn't wipe if you never taught him to wipe?
Because you know how 6 year old little boys are so prone to blurting out of the blue - "You know mother, I don't wipe my penis after pissing. Could you imagine?"
Also, why would you be shocked that your 6yo son doesn't wipe if you never taught him to wipe?
This reminds me of when my friend lived in posh North London and would often send me screenshots of the local Facebook group to giggle over. Stuff like 'looking for a nanny with musical qualifications for my 9 month old because he's developing his musical abilities' or 'which nursery is best for music, as my wee one is so drawn to it and needs to be in a setting with music in the air. Genre agnostic'.
I drink at the airport AND on the plane. Let them judge away 
(Husband doesn’t as he’s the poor sod driving the other side. I know IABU
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(Husband doesn’t as he’s the poor sod driving the other side. I know IABU
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the drinking at the airport is bleeping miserable plus MN have a fear of plane toilets, I shouldn’t be surprised
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My office used to do annual Beaujolais breakfasts, back when Nouveau was a thing..
They sound a right hoot on holiday xThis is pure gold. bleeping miserable sods
They can’t cope with difference!
Spoiler: people are different, some like to sink pints in ‘spoons at 6am, some prefer to sip green tea.
it’s all ok, it’s a holiday, do what makes you happy
Personally, I’m in the former camp (not pints tho) and never would I think of necking alcohol with my breakfast on a normal day….
So many women claiming all the men her life sit down to pee. They know this how???? Nanny cam in the toilet?And here we go again, a post that is so blantly fishing for naughty tales about little kids toilet habits, and the girls are eating it up, per usual.
Because you know how 6 year old little boys are so prone to blurting out of the blue - "You know mother, I don't wipe my penis after pissing. Could you imagine?"
Also, why would you be shocked that your 6yo son doesn't wipe if you never taught him to wipe?
I have two men in my life, a 3yo and a 30something yo and neither sit down to pee. One of them also has occasional accidents but I'm not telling you which one.
The toast cult are back….. I will never ever understand why anyone would buy anything from this dowdy, fugly clothing brand
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If I ever want to look like I’ve given up I’ll be sure to have a browse at their collection.
I'm home alone and reading an old "woo" thread on MN, working myself up into a frenzy!
Never seen so much frumpy tit in all my life.
I don’t drink generally.
but I’m a nervous flyer. Got a long haul coming up, and now kids are old enough to sort themselves I fully plan on staying up all night, taking a nytol, having a glass or two of something at 9am , and being out of it the entire flight.
but I’m a nervous flyer. Got a long haul coming up, and now kids are old enough to sort themselves I fully plan on staying up all night, taking a nytol, having a glass or two of something at 9am , and being out of it the entire flight.
I live near a naice town with a shop that sells these delights, there’s also a Toast shop in this town , MNetters on the d&v threads would love it
That should be s&b!
D&V!!I live near a naice town with a shop that sells these delights, there’s also a Toast shop in this town , MNetters on the d&v threads would love it
That should be s&b!
amazing. Can we adopt this now?! Bravo rogue typo, you naughty little thing, you.Those outfits are spectacularly unflattering!
They are, unless you’re into Victorian chic. I don’t know how this shop stays open, who wakes up & thinks ‘Today, I’m going to buy some unmarried mother in Victorian psychiatric hospital clothes’, ‘For lots of money’
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