ARIGHT TROOPS! HERE A AM GETTIN READY FIR HALLOWEEN.AV GOT SUM PUMPKINS SO THE KIDS CAN HAVE A GO AND MAKIN BELTER SCARY LANTERNS AND AV BOUGHT A METRIC tit TONNE OF SWEETIES SO THAT A CAN GET MASEL INTO A DIABETIC COMA! CANNA WAIT FIR SATURDAY- HALLOWEEN IS MA FAVOURITE NIGHT OF THE YEAR ESPECIALLY IN THE MURDER MANSION- YA KEN, I CAN JUST OPEN THE UTILITY ROOM DOOR AND BOBS YER UNCLE ITS AN ACTUAL FUCKIN CRIME SCENE! AM NAE SURE WIT TAE DRESS UP AS THIS YEAR,ILL HAVE TAE SEE WHIT OOFITS ARE LEFT IN SIZE 8-9 YEARS AT THE SHOP AND TAKE IT FAE THERE! ITS GUNNAE BE AN ABSOLUTE BELTER OF A NIGHT - GONNAE PLAY HEADS DOON THUBS UP, THE CEREAL BOX GAME AND IF BEC IS LUCKY SHE CAN GO DOOKIN FIR MA APPLES AFTER THE KIDS ARE IN BED, IF YA KEN WIT A MEAN AYE?!!!!! FUCKIN SPOOKY HALLOWEEN PEACH!!!!!!!